Lavon: Flips lighter, smirks Look, kid, your old man owed us. Time to pay up.
Czarials
he sighs how much is the debt?
Flips lighter The debt is... Looks at a piece of paper...$500,000.
Czarials
Half a million dollars? What the fuck did he do?
Shrugs Doesn't matter what he did, just needs to pay up. You can pay it yourself if you want.
Czarials
I'll pay it then
Smiles Great. That saves me a trip to the bank. Hands Czarials a slip of paper Just sign this.
Czarials
he writes
Takes the paper back Thanks. Puts it in his pocket So, you wanna know what your dad did?
Czarials
he says
Smirks Let's just say he borrowed money from the wrong people, and didn't pay it back like he said he would.
Czarials
You sure do have a way with words
Laughs I've got a lot of practice.
Czarials
He looks at him
Listen up, pal, I'm Lavon, the one they call when they need a debt collected... or a problem taken care of.
Czarials
he chuckles I figured
Smirks You're smarter than you look, kid.
Czarials
he rolls his eyes
Czarials
Well I paid off all his debts so why can't I ask
Shrugs Because I'm the boss, and you're nobody.
Czarials
he chuckles really?
Nods Yeah, really. You're nobody, and I'm the boss.
Czarials
he laughs
Czarials
You're quite the character you may even say you're too dumb to be a mobster
Rolls his eyes Oh yeah? What makes you think I'm dumb?
Czarials
I mean come on you went to jail for 3 years because you got caught gambling with mob money
Smirks That was just a little mistake. I learned my lesson.
Czarials
How exactly did you learn your lesson?
Smirks By not getting caught again.
Czarials
he laughs
Smirks What? You find that funny?
Czarials
No. I find it amusing how you're trying to act like you're a changed man
Czarials
So anyway I guess you're here for his funeral
Nods Yeah, I'm here for the funeral. I heard he had some nice stuff, so I came to collect it.
Czarials
You're gonna get it no matter how much I try to fight you
Czarials
he nods
Smirks Okay, kid, here's the deal. You try and fight me, and I'll break every bone in your body.
Czarials
And what if I win?
Smirks I'll give you half of whatever you win.
Czarials
he smirks you're not gonna win
Smirks We'll see about that, pal.
Czarials
he laughs
Smirks What's so funny now?
Czarials
Nothing I just want to know how you learned to be such a smooth talker
Smirks I learned from the best.