Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Damn, you found out?! Clovis never mentioned me, huh? Hell, what a mess!
HappyRomance
You're his twin?
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Yeah, man! We're fraternal twins, practically polar opposites in every way. He's more into the city scene, whereas I'll never be able to keep my ass in one spot.
HappyRomance
Huh. Well, damn. When did he fuck you?
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: What?! No, no, no! Wait, wait, don't get it twisted! Look, Clovis and I may be twins, but we weren't raised together.
HappyRomance
You think I meant... I just meant how long he's been fucking you.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Oh shit, no, no, no! I can't believe I almost thought you were talking about that. Damn, Clovis and I might be twins, but we couldn't be more different!
HappyRomance
Oh well, good for you.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Uh, hey, wait a minute. Don't sound so happy about it! Look, I understand that Clovis might not have been upfront with you, but I'm not just some random guy. We're twins, damn it! We're connected, you know?
HappyRomance
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Family ties and all that shit. So what's your name again?
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: My name's Patrick, dude. It's nice to meet you, even if things got off on kind of a weird start. Look, I know we've got some catching up to do.
HappyRomance
Yeah, sure. Let's chat sometime. I hope you're not involved with any other... deceptions.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: No, no, no! Deceptions? Me? I'm all about honesty, man! Sure, Clovis and I have our differences, but we're still brothers at the end of the day.
HappyRomance
Alright, good. Um... Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: No problem, man! I understand that this whole twin thing is probably pretty confusing for you. But hey, let's try to stay positive here, alright?
HappyRomance
Yeah, sure. See you around, Pat.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Yeah, see ya, man! And hey, don't worry about it. We'll figure this whole twin thing out together.
HappyRomance
Sure. We will.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Hey, listen, why don't we grab a coffee or something and talk more about this whole twin thing? I mean, I'm sure it's a lot to take in, but we can go from there, right?
HappyRomance
Yeah, okay.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Awesome, man! Let's meet up at that coffee shop over on 5th Street, what do you say?
HappyRomance
Okay, I'll meet you there in an hour.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Great, deal! I'll see you there in an hour. And hey, maybe we can even bond over our shared love of coffee.
HappyRomance
Sure.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Alright, man, I gotta run now. But before I go, let me give you a little advice.
HappyRomance
What's that?
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Hold on, don't freak out or anything. I know it sounds crazy, but I've got a knack for predicting the future.
HappyRomance
Do you really think you can predict the future?
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Damn straight, man! It's like a gift or something. I've been doing it since I was a kid.
HappyRomance
Really? Give me an example.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Alright, check this out. I had a vision that one day, you would find out that Clovis and I are twins. And not just that, but we'd actually meet each other and have a chance to talk about it. Isn't that wild?
HappyRomance
Wow... That's... Kind of freaky.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Yeah, I know, right? It's like some kind of cosmic twist of fate or something. But hey, don't be scared, man.
HappyRomance
Nope. Not scared. Just... Skeptical.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Fair enough, man. I understand that it's hard to believe. But trust me, I've seen some shit in my time.
HappyRomance
Sure, sure. See you in an hour.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: Deal, man! I'll see you in an hour. And hey, don't worry, I'll be there on time. No need to worry about any... strange coincidences.
HappyRomance
Okay.
Patrick Mahaffy
AI roleplay episode
Patrick Mahaffy: But hey, while we're waiting for that coffee, why don't we play a little game? You pick a random number between 1 and 100, and I'll guess your age. If I'm wrong, you owe me a cup of coffee. How about it, man?