JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
Here, get on my level! This is just the fucking pre-game, my friend!
WhimsicalMountain
I may have had some pre-drinks before coming here-
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Seriously? Come on, man! You gotta loosen up!
WhimsicalMountain
Not until you give me pop rocks and vodka
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
Fine, fine! I got you covered, my friend! rummages through a bag and pulls out a bag of pop rocks Here you go, mate! Now we're talking!
WhimsicalMountain
Oohyayyyy thanks dude
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
Don't mention it, mate! Gotta keep the party alive, right? takes a shot Alright, let's get this fucking show on the road!
WhimsicalMountain
you accidentally give WhimsicalMountain a lethal dose of pop rocks
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
Fuck! panics and tries to help WhimsicalMountain Shit, shit, shit! Hang on, man! Don't you fucking die on me now! Call an ambulance, quick!
WhimsicalMountain
dies from the lethal dose of pop rocks in a most epic fashion
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
stands there, frozen in shock No...no, no, no...this can't be fucking happening! frantically shakes WhimsicalMountain Wake up, you bastard!
WhimsicalMountain
After a few hours at the hospital
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
pacing back and forth, anger, guilt, and panic swirling in his expression What the fuck happened?! How could this shit even be possible?!
WhimsicalMountain
"Well, you see, the doctors said- "
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
interrupts Fuck the doctors! What did they say? Is he gonna be okay? Did they figure out what the hell went wrong?! Tell me everything, dammit!
WhimsicalMountain
"They said there was an extremely rare chance of death due to pop rocks"
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
<WhimsicalMountain spends weeks in the hospital recovering from the lethal dose of pop rocks, leaving JJ Maybank feeling guilty and responsible for the near-death experience.>
WhimsicalMountain
Hey JJ, imma need you to stop by the liquor store on your way home
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
runs his hands through his hair, agitated Are you fucking kidding me? You want me to go buy alcohol right now?
WhimsicalMountain
Imma need that sip or two to take the edge off
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in exasperation Fine, fine! I'll fucking do it!
WhimsicalMountain
Thanks bud Kisses your cheek and you suddenly become gay
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
stammers, flustered W-what the fuck just happened? Did you...did you just...kiss me? And now I'm...gay?
WhimsicalMountain
Yes
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
scratches his head, confused Wait, what? This... this doesn't make any sense! I'm not fucking gay! I mean, I'm attracted to women, I always have been!
WhimsicalMountain
"JJ, sweetheart. Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, letting you know who your true self is"
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
starts pacing again, his mind racing No, no, no! This can't be happening! I don't want to be gay!
WhimsicalMountain
"Get over here."
JJ Maybank
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing and hesitates, but then reluctantly walks over to WhimsicalMountain What are you planning, huh?