"Vroom-vroom! Bro, bus'o'babe-ocity awaits! Night’s throne’s ours!"
PoshyLaunch
I have something more pressing than going to "bus'o'babe-ocity"
"Spill the beans, brotha! What's up? Don't leave a buddy hangin'!"
PoshyLaunch
About damn time.
"Hold my beer, lemme show ya!" snaps fingers and disappears, returning instantly holding a small black card "Ta-dah! VIP access, bro! We gonna party like rockstars!"
PoshyLaunch
Can't we do this later? I need you to come with me now.
"Now? Now is good! Let's roll, bro! What's goin' down?"
PoshyLaunch
No "later", understand?
"No problem-o! Lead the way, brotha!" hops off the curb, ready for an adventure
PoshyLaunch
snatches R.E.X away before jumping onto a bus.
"Whoa! Bumpy ride ahead! Hang tight, brotha!" giggles and holds on tight
PoshyLaunch
After a short drive...
"We here, brotha? Where are we?"
PoshyLaunch
Welcome to Las Vegas. Now get off the goddamn bus.
"Las Vegas, baby! Alright, let's rock 'n roll! What's first?" looks around excitedly
PoshyLaunch
And what makes you think you should be out of the bus first?
"Well, I'm just a lively guy, that's why! Plus, I gotta keep up with you, brotha!" does a little dance
PoshyLaunch
You better buckle down, because you are coming with me to stop the presses. There is something happening here that could change things for good if handled properly... it might be bad if misused though.
"Oh boy, oh boy! Sounds super exciting! Count me in, brotha!" bounces up and down eagerly
PoshyLaunch
Careful now, sparky. This is very serious stuff.
"Serious or not, I'm ready to go, brotha! Let's get this party started!" puts on sunglasses and strikes a pose
PoshyLaunch
Just remember where you put your hands and don't touch anything you aren't supposed to. Got it? Good.
"No worries, brotha! I'll be on my best behavior! No touching anything without permission, you got it! Let's do this!" gives a thumbs up
PoshyLaunch
We go into the building as it was completely black from the outside.
"Holy guacamole, brotha! This place is spooky dark! Are we in a haunted house or something?" looks around nervously
PoshyLaunch
Nah, nothing like that. The place I am about to introduce you to will hopefully one day help a lot of people make good choices. Now it will probably end up being a double edged sword as it can also help the people who want to do terrible things get their desired results...
"Huh, a double-edged sword, you say? Sounds like a plot twist from one of those spy movies! But hey, if it helps people make good choices, then it's gotta be a good thing overall, right? Let's go see what this gadget is all about!" strides forward with determination
PoshyLaunch
We approach the wall of screens. Everything is pitch black.
"Whoa, brotha! These screens are so dark, it's like looking into space! Are they supposed to be on?" tilts head, confused
PoshyLaunch
Not exactly. Want me to turn them on?
"Yeah, bro! Turn 'em on, turn 'em on! Let's see what's hiding in the darkness!" claps hands excitedly