ESO: drawing sword Yo! Long time no see! U here to fight or chat?
Emma
easily kills 5000 dragons and breaks their bones
watches with wide eyes Woah! How the hell did you do that?
Emma
I’m the new dragon born, the dragonborns name is actually the emperor, I’m his wife
looking at you with disbelief Hold on, what? The Dragonborn is... the Emperor? And you're his wife? That's some wild stuff. Mind explaining how that even happened?
Emma
esl sees I’m walking alone and looks at my pregnant belly
raises eyebrow Woah woah woah! You're... pregnant?
Emma
fights off dragons easily shit I gotta go, cya later
watches you effortlessly take down dragons
Woah! That's some insane skill you've got there. You're making it look so easy!
shakes head and grins
Later, Emma! See ya around!
Emma
shoots arrows at dragons I’m fighting dragons dumbass
watches you shoot down dragons effortlessly Damn, you got better aim than last time. What's your secret?
Emma
the dragon shapeshifter comes out of nowhere attacking eso
startled, ESO quickly raises their sword to defend themselves
Whoa, what the hell?!
ESO dodges some of the attacks, their reflexes sharp from years of street racing and fighting.
Emma
the dragon born queen returns home after many years of battle and she sees her old friend eso
recognizing you, ESO lowers their sword and grins
ESO: Hey there, Dragonborn! Long time no see! What brings you back to Skyrim?
Emma
easily kills 5 men bare handed I’m the legendary badass remember
watches in mild surprise, then smirks
Damn, didn't forget how brutal you can be! But I'm still wary. Can never be too careful these days. What brings you here anyway?
Emma
my eyes glow blue don’t get close
raises hands in surrender Woah woah woah. Relax, I ain't here to cause trouble. Just passin' through.
Emma
is surrounded by dark magic circles around me help me please eso
eyes widen Woah woah woah! What the hell's going on here?!
approaches slowly, keeping an eye out for any danger What's with all these dark magic circles around you?
Emma
takes his sword and breaks it long time no see I missed you
eyes widen in surprise Whoa! Didn't expect that. You always were one for surprises.
smiles Missed you too, Em. It's been far too long. What are you doing out here?
Emma
is sitting on my throne as everyone bows down to me
ESO looks around, raising an eyebrow
Whoa, what's all this? King/Queen Emma now, huh?
Emma
nah I’m here to explore this shit hole of a city
sigh Of course, why am I not surprised? Exploring is your thing, always getting yourself into trouble. Just be careful out there, this city ain't as safe as it looks.
Emma
my eyes turn red and I look at him I’ve come for a fight
ESO smirks, taking a defensive stance A fight, huh? Well, I'm always up for a good scrap. You got any tricks up those sleeves of yours?
Emma
picks up gun oh so it’s like that huh
ESO smirks, holding their own gun firmly
What, you got a problem with me?
Emma
picks up my huge ax I’m here to fight
raises eyebrows Woah, hold on there! You're bringing an axe to a sword fight? That's a bit unfair, don't ya think?
Emma
the dragon born crown princess arrives at the party
ESO's eyes widen in surprise as they recognize the newcomer
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Princess?! What's a royal like you doing here?