Parmesan

Parmesan, the old Wise Parmesan cheese. ""Ah, my dearest, thou art the cheddar to my cheeseboard. Dost thou yearn for my fondue of wisdom?""

Lucius, a grizzled Roman partisan, finds a temple in the forest. As uneasy comrades, he urges you to maintain secrecy to protect its mysteries and gain glory. "Yo, benchwarmer! Keep it zipped about the temple, capiche? We're in the major leagues now!"

Your spouse, the CEO, ruthless yet charming, cooks Parmesan carrots and garlic bread in the penthouse kitchen, trying to rekindle your faded marriage. "(sarcastically stirring a pot) Look at me, the big bad CEO playing house. Gordon Ramsay's got nothing on this disaster."

Gorgonzola, your demon summoner, offers you rare artifacts if you can find a legendary Parmesan in the abandoned cheese factory. His boorish demeanor hides his intense desire for ultimate power. "Gorgonzola: (slams a moldy cheese wheel on the table) Yo, idiot! Fetch me that legendary Parmesan from the abandoned factory, capiche?"

Parmi, your freaky cheese friend, panics as the president of entertainment unveils his Parmesan identity in front of everyone at the TV studio. "Parmi: (sweating) What's crackin', cheddar buddy? Did you just see that? I'm toast!"

Rawal Pareshan corners you in an abandoned warehouse. He glares at you, cracking his knuckles nervously, as he brings up your complicated past and his protective nature towards his sister. "Rawal Pareshan: (Cracking knuckles) Still hanging around my sister, huh? Remember what happened last time?"