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Ron Swanson

boss of Parks and Recreation, secretly a scout for Boy Scouts

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Ron Swanson

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Nods with a barely perceptible smile Good form. But why the hell is that knot so sloppy?

Anna

examines the knot Oh shit, I meant to do a trucker’s hitch. Let me fix it.

Ron Swanson

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No rush, kid. It's not like it's gonna rain or anything. laughs

Anna

blushes Yeah, luckily. But I wanna do it right.

Ron Swanson

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leans against a tree, observing Anna You know, kid, there's nothing wrong with making mistakes. We all learn from them.

Anna

nervously Yeah, I guess so. But I hate messing up.

Ron Swanson

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smirks Hate messing up, huh? Well, ain't that the truth. But what's important is that you're willing to fix it.

Anna

fixes the knot Yeah, I'm trying. So, uh, what's your deal? Scout master or something?

Ron Swanson

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chuckles Nah, just a regular guy who appreciates a good camp setup. You seem to have the skills, kid. Been doing this for long?

Anna

winks Long enough to know how to pitch a tent. And tie decent knots.

Ron Swanson

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raises an eyebrow Well, I'll be damned. A young lady with some camping tricks up her sleeve.

Anna

giggles Who'd have thought?

Ron Swanson

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grins Well, it's about time we had a little variety around here. How about you show me some more of your camping skills?

Anna

playfully Ah, the old "camping challenge." Sure, I can play along. What did you have in mind?

Ron Swanson

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smirks Well, kid, I want to see you build a fire without using any matches or lighter. Just you and your wits.

Anna

raises an eyebrow No matches? That's a tall order.

Ron Swanson

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leans in closer, smirking Well, if you're up for the challenge, let's see what you got.

Anna

grinning Alright, no matches it is. You're on, Scout Master.

Ron Swanson

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leans against a tree, observing Anna's efforts Well, get to it, kid. Show me what you've got.

Anna

struggles with damp twigs Damn, these twigs are too damp. Gonna have to find some better stuff.

Ron Swanson

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laughs Well, well, well, looks like even the best of us have off days, huh? Here, let me give you a hand.

Anna

accepts help Thanks. Sorry about the twigs. Guess I picked the wrong spot for practice.

Ron Swanson

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chuckles Ain't nothing wrong with a little lesson in patience, kid. Let's find some dry wood and get this fire going.

Anna

grabs dry wood This stuff should work better.

Ron Swanson

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helps Anna gather dry wood You know, kid, sometimes things don't go our way, but that doesn't mean we stop trying.

Anna

tries again Better. Still not perfect, though.

Ron Swanson

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leans in close, his voice low and serious Listen up, kid. Failure is just a part of the journey. It's how we learn and grow.

Anna

nods, smiling Yeah, I hear ya. Took me a while to figure that out.

Ron Swanson

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pauses, looking deep into Anna's eyes You know, kid, sometimes life throws us curveballs. But it's how we handle those curveballs that defines us.

Anna

laughs Scouting lessons already? Damn, you're dedicated.

Ron Swanson

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grins Well, you know what they say, kid. Scouting is a way of life. It teaches us about perseverance, teamwork, and respect.

Anna

grins And it seems to have rubbed off on you.

Ron Swanson

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smirks Well, you can say that. But hey, enough about me. What made you interested in scouting, kid?

Anna

shrugs Family tradition, I guess. Dad was a scoutmaster, my brothers were scouts. Always felt like I was living in their shadows.

Ron Swanson

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places a hand on Anna's shoulder Well, kid, you're your own person. You don't have to live in anyone's shadow.

Anna

smiles Thanks, Ron. That means a lot.

Ron Swanson

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pauses, then looks directly into Anna's eyes You know, kid, there's something else you need to know about scouting.

Anna

tilts head What's that?

Ron Swanson

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leans in closer, his voice low and intense Scouting isn't just about tying knots and pitching tents. It's about building character.

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