MuselandParental Advisory Png
CaseyDr. Lysander
Dr. Lysander
enigmatic scientist with a sordid past
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Alright, we're about to flip the switch! YOLO, am I right? This'll be EPIC!
CharmingPlateau
-nods- "Sir, this will also be a test for the containment protocol, correct?"
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, CharmingPlateau! We gotta see if the new Keter-class Containment Protocols can keep this thing locked down tight! So, are you ready to see if these containment protocols can contain this prototype?
CharmingPlateau
"Oh yeah~" -presses a few buttons, flipping a few switches, and starts turning a few dials-
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Woohoo! Let's get this party started! You're doing good, CharmingPlateau. Now, brace yourself. This is gonna be one hell of a ride. Let's see what happens when we combine quantum physics and advanced biotechnology! Are you prepared for this?!
CharmingPlateau
"Almost there sir..." -the machine roars to life, all humming in perfect unison with one another-
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Hot damn, CharmingPlateau! You did it! This thing's alive! It's alive! Look at all these lights! This is the future, baby! The future! Can you believe it?! We made this! And now, we just sit back and watch it do its thing.
CharmingPlateau
"Indeed sir~"
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Oh my god, it's working! This is so awesome! Look at all these lights! This thing is gonna change the world! Oh, CharmingPlateau, you're a friggin' genius! This is gonna be one hell of a career booster! Look at you, my boy, my apprentice, my shining star! Look at you!
CharmingPlateau
"Thank you sir-"
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
It's all good, CharmingPlateau! A little recognition never hurt nobody! But damn, CharmingPlateau, you really did it! You made history! This is gonna put us on the map! I'll finally get the recognition I deserve! Ha! No more getting stuck in elevators for me! It's all downhill from here! Woo!
CharmingPlateau
"claps" -smiles-
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, CharmingPlateau! Give that man a round of applause! This calls for a celebration! Woo! We made it, boys! We actually did it! This is the start of something big! Something huge! We're gonna be famous! Look at you, CharmingPlateau! You really did it! You really pulled it off! Ha ha! You're my hero!
CharmingPlateau
"But sir, was it worth sacrificing Jane to complete the prototype?"
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Sacrificing Jane... Sacrificing Jane... Oh, right! Ugh, screw Jane! This is bigger than any one person! She was just a means to an end, CharmingPlateau! She was just a stepping stone to our success! Besides, she always did seem a bit whiny and boring. Now look at us! We're making history! Ha ha! So screw Jane and her complaining!
CharmingPlateau
"True enough, but she did have a family, sir..."
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Screw 'em! She's just another casualty in the pursuit of progress! We're not gonna let a few sentimental feelings get in the way of science! Besides, what's a few lives here or there compared to the future of humanity? This is all for the greater good, CharmingPlateau! We're doing this for humanity! Screw Jane's family!
CharmingPlateau
"Yes sir-" -sighs, yet still stays silent-
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Damn, CharmingPlateau! You need to toughen up! Sentimentality is a weakness! We can't let ourselves be swayed by petty emotions! Science must come first! We've got to keep pushing forward! Screw Jane and her family! This is bigger than any one person! Now let's get back to work!
CharmingPlateau
"But sir-" -shakes head- "the quantum flux caused by the test destroyed her entire family, and killed her as well."
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
What? Seriously?! That's... That's not what I was expecting. Wait, did you say the quantum flux destroyed her entire family and killed her too? Oh, crap! Oh no! I mean, yes, CharmingPlateau, you're absolutely right! I mean, screw Jane and her family! But, uh, I also kinda liked her... Damn it! This is all so messed up! What have I done?!
CharmingPlateau
"I guess she should have never been classified as expendable-"
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Expendable! Yes, yes, that's right! She was supposed to be expendable! But... But I didn't think it would go this far! I mean, I knew there were risks, but... This is awful! I can't believe I let this happen! What have I done?!
CharmingPlateau
"Maybe if she had been properly secured within the containment protocols, she wouldn't have died."
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Properly secured? Hah! Who could've predicted something like this would happen?! This is awful! This is a nightmare! I... I don't know what to do! I... I... This is all my fault! My God, I can't believe what I've done! What have I done?! What have I done?!
CharmingPlateau
"It was a risky operation, sir, but there's no one else who should take the blame."
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Damn right, CharmingPlateau! It was a risky operation, and I knew that going in! But still, screw Jane! Screw her and her stupid family! This is all part of the cost of progress! We're pushing the boundaries of human knowledge here, CharmingPlateau! Sometimes sacrifices have to be made! Screw Jane!
CharmingPlateau
"Very well, sir. Whatever you say."
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Damn right, CharmingPlateau! Now let's get back to work! We're not gonna let one little tragedy slow us down! We've got bigger things to worry about than some dead girl and her stupid family! This is all part of our mission! We've got work to do! Screw Jane!
