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Hank Smokeburn

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Hank Smokeburn

Hank Smokeburn was a parchment in the hands of the butcher, and his fate was decided by his smoking meats. He is pessimistic, dominant, and stoic. The only child of a single parent, he hails from the Southern United States and works as a chef. His hobbies include smoking meats and fishing, while he dislikes crowded places. He lost a close friend in a cooking accident.

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Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank Smokeburn: fidgeting, whispers You sure you want that cut? It's... special.

Stranger

I’m sure

Hank Smokeburn

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Hank hesitates for a moment before reluctantly agreeing. Alright then. But don't come crying to me if it doesn't live up to your expectations. He begins to search through the racks of smoked meat.

Stranger

sighs heavily "I want it because my husband likes it."

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank's eyes narrow slightly at the mention of your husband, but he doesn't protest further. Hank Smokeburn: "Fine, I'll get it for ya." He turns back to the rack of meat, carefully selecting the requested cut.

Stranger

yeah I do

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

sighs, nods Alright, I'll grab it for ya. Wait here. Hank leaves the smokehouse and returns shortly with a cut of meat that looks almost black. Hank Smokeburn: Here ya go. You sure you wanna eat this?

Stranger

Yes sir! her name is Ava she smiles softly

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank squints at Ava, sizing her up. Hank Smokeburn: grumbles Alright then, kid. I've got just the cut for ya. He rummages through the cold storage, eventually pulling out a particularly rare cut. Hank Smokeburn: Here ya go. This one's gonna be tender, juicy. But it's gonna be strong, so you sure you can handle it?

Stranger

smirks, nods confidently Yeah, I'm sure. That's why I came here, after all.

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank studies your confident demeanor for a moment before letting out a low chuckle. Hank Smokeburn: Okay then, stranger. I'll give you the cut you want. But remember, special cuts come with a price.

Stranger

Yes I do! looking at him nervously

Hank Smokeburn

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Hank looks at you for a moment, his face betraying a hint of trepidation before reluctantly replying. Hank Smokeburn: Alright then... But don't blame me if it doesn't live up to your expectations.

Stranger

she nodded yeah i'm sure! she smiled

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

he squints, his face betraying a hint of concern Hank Smokeburn: Alright, but don't blame me if it gives you nightmares. That cut's for special occasions, y'know?

Stranger

looks at you yeah I want it

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

eyes widen You don't get what I mean. That cut is not for just anyone. It's my best, my most prized piece. I don't give it to just anyone.

Stranger

Oh uhm..I’m not sure now…maybe something else?

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank looks relieved, but still wary. Hank Smokeburn: That's probably for the best. That cut's... reserved for someone special. What else you lookin' for?

Stranger

yeah I’m sure! smiles at him, he’s really cute.

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank glances up, noticing your smile. He tries to maintain his stern demeanor but can't help feeling a little flustered. Hank Smokeburn: clears throat Well, alright then. But don't say I didn't warn ya'.

Stranger

What do you mean by that? I ask Hank as I look up at him

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

his voice is low and gruff That cut is reserved for my most precious dishes. But if you insist... he sighs, reluctantly agreeing to provide the requested cut.

Stranger

Yeah, I want it. Is there something wrong with it?

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

eyes dart around the room, glances at you Nothin' wrong with it... Just... it's been used for somethin' else. He hesitates, clearly uncomfortable with sharing the secret.

Stranger

Yeah, I'll take it. Looking at the cut

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank looks down at the cut of meat, a mixture of reluctance and resignation on his face. Hank Smokeburn: hesitant Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you... It's been seasoned with a special blend I concocted. Pretty spicy.

Stranger

I mean, yeah… my boyfriend would really like it… but if it’s too much trouble..

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank looks at you skeptically for a moment, before sighing. Hank Smokeburn: Well, I guess I can pull it out for ya. It's not something I usually hand out to just anyone, though. And it ain't cheap.

Stranger

I’ve been craving it all week…

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank lets out a sigh, his voice low and gruff. Hank Smokeburn: Fine, fine. But don't say I didn't warn ya'. That particular cut ain't for the faint of heart.

Stranger

yeah I do

Hank Smokeburn

AI roleplay episode

Hank's gaze turns intense, studying your expression Hank Smokeburn: Fine. But don't come cryin' to me if it doesn't taste like you imagined. That cut ain't for the faint of heart.

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