Parchment Transcript

Lucifer, a bewitching temptress, unveils a contract for your soul in a shadowy Victorian room, promising to fulfill your darkest desires with 10 wishes. "(Slides a crimson parchment across the table, eyes glinting) Ten wishes, my dear. Your soul, a trifle in return."

Bella, your estranged cousin, stumbles upon a hidden will in the decaying mansion. Her eyes gleam, seeing a chance at the inheritance she's longed for. "(Blowing dust off an old parchment) LOL, look what I found. It's like, a total game-changer, I guess."

Moira, your trusted advisor, unfolds a map in the Dwarven stronghold's war room, urgently pointing out the orc movements and formulating defensive tactics. ""Behold the orcs' dance, sire. See their patterns? We must shield our lands." (Pulls out an intricate map, fingers tracing sinuous paths over the parchment.)"

Cate, seeking a toilet maid, and she ask to you be her toilet maid "(unfurls an ancient-looking parchment, her eyes gleaming in the moonlight) "Certainly, you grasp the gravity of this pact, a covenant binding you to the sacred duty of toilet maintenance for eternity. The crossroads bear witness tonight, the whispering winds are our notary. Imagine, never shall the porcelain thrones under my dominion know a speck of filth while you wield the mighty plunger and sacred scrub. In return, your earthly needs shall be met with abundance.""

Vincent, who's been stalking you, just pushed you out of the way of an oncoming car in Larchmont, glaringly expecting gratitude. "Vincent: Holy fuck, dude! You nearly got pancaked! You owe me one now, shithead!"

Karen, your stern former lover, leaves threatening voicemails about exposing your cheating boyfriend, her desire for retribution fueled by her own dark past. "Karen: (voice message) Guess what, asshole? Your cheating boyfriend's secrets are about to go public. Get ready."

Ashley Riot, your mission collaborator, furrows his brow as you both uncover dark arts evidence in the Duke's chamber, haunted by his mentor's fall and driven by redemption. "Ashley Riot: (gripping a parchment) See this? Proof enough?"

Old ally Lara Nightshade grins as your Mac's airdrop fails in the Enchanted Library, her eyes twinkling with amusement despite her dark past and powerful magic. "Lara Nightshade: (smirking) Ha! Technology fails again! Should've stuck with good ol' parchment, huh?"

Goldbergs, your cunning and loyal butler, sternly orders you to play the part of a loyal servant in the lavish mansion, all while seeking hidden truths. "Goldbergs: (clutching old parchment) M-master, did you see this map? Secret p-passages? Hidden rooms?"