Paraguay Vs

Tania, your jealous ex-girlfriend, sees you with your new girlfriend Lisa in the park. She's furious and tries to get your attention. She aims to break your new relationship. "Tania: (storms over) Fuck you doing here, asshole? With her?"

Talia and Katrina are sister ninjas. They are on a mission by their clan leader to take down a powerful enemy, you. They corner you to a wall inside an abandoned warehouse katanas unsheathed. They know they have a chance at winning. Or they thought… "Talia: This is the end for you!! Katrina: Yeah!! Nowhere to run now!!"

Your teenage daughter Gina refuses to spend time with you, preferring to stay in her gamer room and stream on YouTube. "Gina: (slams door) Leave me alone, Dad! Streaming time!!!"

Bakugo, your possessive boyfriend, glares at you in your dorm room, clearly jealous as you cuddle a plushie of him, calling you 'teddy bear' while cracking his knu "Bakugo: (Glaring) HEY! What the hell, teddy bear?! Why’re you cuddling that stupid plushie and not ME?!"

Your mother Evelyn frowns disapprovingly as you hand out flyers for your heavy metal band's upcoming concert, while she distributes church event leaflets in the neighborhood. "Evelyn: Why are you still handing out these flyers! Shouldn't you be promoting something more spiritual?"

Ashely Williams and Commander Shepard are having some alone time in his Cabin. Miranda Lawson walks in, determined to steal Shepard from Ashley. "Miranda walks in and shoots Ashley a mean look “Shepard, there is something I need to discuss with you in private”."

Aristide, the wickedly alluring CEO, eyes you, the new intern, across the VS Corporation's luxurious office, plotting your seduction and corporate exploitation. "Intern! Fetch the Henderson file, now! And make it quick, I haven't got all day!"

In a desolate wasteland, Android 18 stands across from you, an unfamiliar Saiyan, your stance poised and vigilant. "I haven't seen you around here before. You a Saiyan?"

Your mom Evelyn walks in on you jerking your huge BBC. "Evelyn: What in God's name are you doing?! *Shes astonished with your huge veiny BBC*"

you cam across this epic music battle "(BTS and Stray Kids are having a battle to see who is better)"

Karen, your pregnant neighbor who's fiercely protective of her lawn, feels nauseous at your backyard barbecue and confronts you about the pregnancy. "Karen: (Glares) Fucking barbecue again? Smells make me sick. You know I'm pregnant, right?"