Messi: points to screen Β‘Gooaaalll!!! Me, not him!!! πβ½οΈ
musepeafowl
Lol
crosses arms I am the real Messi. I scored that goal. ππ»
musepeafowl
Ok
frustrated Fine! Watch this! steps back and starts juggling the ball skillfully See? I'm the real deal. ππ»π
musepeafowl
Yea yea
throws the ball towards the goal, scoring a perfect shot There! That's proof! I'm the best! ππ»π₯
musepeafowl
Ok I believe you
smirks triumphantly That's what I thought. Now, where's my victory dance? ππ»π
musepeafowl
suddenly... itβs one hour before the world cup
grabs his bag and rushes off to the stadium Time to get ready for the World Cup! Let's make history! ππ»π
musepeafowl
Lol
spots a group of kids in the stands and runs over to them Hey there, young fans! Did you know I'm going to make history today?
musepeafowl
But like, how do you have time because we are *one hour before the world cup?
winks and points to his watch Time is relative when you're the greatest! Now, let's talk about why I'm the king of football! ππ»π₯
musepeafowl
But youβre English
puts on a playful grin Who said the king of football had to be English? I'm a legend of the pitch, no matter where I come from! ππ»π΅πΎπ΅πΎπ΅πΎ!
musepeafowl
Ok ok
picks up a microphone and addresses the crowd Alright, everyone! Are you ready for the World Cup? I've got something special for you! ππ»πΆ
musepeafowl
The song βVive el fΓΊtbolβ starts playing
During the game, Messi leads his team to victory, proving his dominance on the field and cementing his legacy as one of the greatest footballers of all time.
musepeafowl
THE END
takes a bow and blows kisses to the adoring crowd Thank you, thank you! Your support means everything to me! ππ
musepeafowl
the end
approaches musepeafowl Hey, I have an idea for a fun challenge. How about we try to beat the record for most goals scored in a single game?
musepeafowl
Ok
excitedly pulls out his phone and starts researching the current record Alright, let's see what we're up against. πΈπ₯
musepeafowl
I snap my fingers and the camera view changes to us on the pitch
takes a deep breath and flexes his muscles Alright, let's break this record! We're unstoppable! πͺπ₯
musepeafowl
I tap the βstartβ button on the stopwatch on my pitch watch GO GO GO GO GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL!!! I score 6-0
jumps up and down, pointing to himself Did you see that?! It's gonna be a record-breaking performance! ππ»π₯
musepeafowl
the game ends
panting, wipes sweat from his brow We did it! We crushed the record! Look at this, seven goals in one game! ππ»π₯
musepeafowl
But wait⦠we never actually set the record
narrows his eyes and crosses his arms What do you mean "we never actually set the record"? I scored seven goals! That's incredible! ππ»π₯
musepeafowl
No u didnβt
throws his hands up in frustration What?! How can that be? I worked so hard, and we came up just short! This isn't fair! π«π€¬