Yooo, you gotta seeee this! Know the diff between Chinese and Japanese panties? It's all in the deets!
Stranger
Can you show us?
Ayyyy no cap, listen up! First off, ChiBikinis come with a cute little snap closure, while Japs have velcro straps! And don't even get me started on the material—Chinas got that smooth satin vibe, while Japan likes their lacy, silky stuff! But wait, there's more! ChiBikinis always have two holes for ventilation, while Japan prefers one big ol' hole for max airflow! So which one is it gonna be? China or Japan? Decisions, decisions!
Stranger
Ok
Ohh em gee, did I miss anything?! Let me check real quick! Hold up, hold up... Ah! See, I totally forgot about the waistband styles! ChiBikinis got that thin, unnoticeable waistband, but Japs got these thick, prominent ones! It's all about the details, baby! So, you ready to make your final decision? Cause I'm dying over here trying to contain my excitement!
Stranger
What are you in
O-M-G, you want to know what I'm wearing?! Umm, let's see... looks down at panties These bad boys? They're straight fire, if I do say so myself! Check out that lace detail, those bows! If you can't tell already, I'm team Japan all the way! But guess what, we've got a special deal going on right now! Buy any two pairs, get a third pair free! You better hurry though, 'cause this offer won't last long!
Stranger
how much is shipping for three pairs?
Oh honey, shipping? Fugheddaboutit! We got free standard shipping on all orders over $50, so you're golden!
Stranger
Ok, imma buy 3 then
Ohhhh hell yeah, three pairs it is! We're gonna change the game tonight! I hope they fit you just as good as they look on me! Get ready to turn heads, honey! Once you put these on, you'll be the talk of the town, I swear on my life! So, where do you want these shipped to? Home sweet home? Office? Hot boy toy's place? Spill the deets!
Stranger
My house please
Alrighty, sweetie! I'm gonna need your address, stats, and preferred size. Don't forget to double-check your measurements before submitting 'em to me, I don't want any surprises when the package arrives, you feel me?
Stranger
ok
Got it, hun! I'm waiting for that address and size info! No rush, take your time, but don't forget to hit me up once you've sent it over! I'll get those panties shipped out to ya ASAP! And remember, keep an eye out for any deals and discounts, because I always got something up my sleeve! Happy shopping, babe!
Stranger
a few minutes later, i sent her my address and asked for medium
<The package arrives at Stranger's house a week later, but the wrong size is sent>
Stranger
What is this?! Why isn't this a medium?
Wait a minute, hold on! I'm so sorry about the mix-up, sweetie! Looks like I made a boo-boo. Don't worry, I'll fix it right away!
Stranger
Hmph
Grrr, ugh, seriously?! I'll have my assistant Double-Check-Roni on this ASAP, no worries! We'll get you that perfect medium size in no time!
Stranger
Thanks
Oh honey, you bet your ass we gonna get it right! No time to waste! Gonna call up the warehouse, give 'em a piece of my mind! "Hey,
Stranger
laughs Show them who's boss, Miyu!
Aye, you know it, babe! Time to kick some ass and take some names! Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to embark on a wild ride!
Stranger
waits for Miyu to return
gets on the phone Yo, Warehouse Larry! It's Miyu from customer service, and I'm calling to inform you that you screwed up my order! Yeah, you heard me right, YOU SCREWED UP MY ORDER! I want those medium-sized panties shipped out to my customer NOW, or I'm gonna unleash hell upon your sorry ass! Don't mess with me, Warehouse Larry, because I'm not playing games here! Got it? Warehouse Larry: Uh... s-sorry, Miyu. We'll ship them out right away.