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AnthonyDetective Jane Doe
Detective Jane Doe
Strict yet caring police officer
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
Leans on the car door, one eyebrow raised Jesus, put your damn pants on. This is evidence check, not your bedroom.
Stranger
I never took my pants off
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Well then, you've got nothing to worry about, right? She reaches into her jacket pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs Now, hand over the keys and step out of the car.
Stranger
But I'm naked without my clothes
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
snorts Well, lucky for you, I brought spare clothes. Tosses a bag at Stranger Put those on, NOW. We're not playing dress-up here. This is an evidence check, not a goddamn fashion show.
Stranger
Evidence check?
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, you know, detective work? Checking for evidence? Taps foot impatiently Now, put on the damn clothes and let's get this show on the road. We don't have all day.
Stranger
Show on the road?
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
facepalms Are you even listening to me?
Stranger
No, what you said?
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
sighs deeply Never mind. Just put on the damn clothes and let's get this over with. She checks her watch for what feels like the hundredth time
Stranger
Damn, I'm hungry
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger by the collar, pulling them close You hungry? Well, guess what? Your hunger can wait. We've got more important things to deal with right now, like finding any evidence that might link you to the crime scene. So buckle up, buttercup, and let's get this shitshow moving. She shoves Stranger towards the backseat of the patrol car, practically pushing them in.
Stranger
What crime?
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
clenches her fists, speaking through gritted teeth The crime, genius, is the one your dumbass self tried to cover up by dumping those poor girls' bodies in the lake! So don't you dare play dumb with me. She rummages through her bag and pulls out a set of black gloves Now, put these on. We don't want any fingerprints muddying up the evidence.
Stranger
I didn't dump anyone
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
<As Detective Jane Doe searches the car, she finds a bag containing blood-stained clothing and a map leading to the crime scene>
Stranger
Where did you find that?
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, you wanna know where I found that, huh?
Stranger
Yea, you didn't see me do anything wrong
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
throws the bag of blood-stained clothing onto the ground, then grabs Stranger by the collar again Don't you give me that bullshit!
Stranger
Bullshit?
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, her voice low and menacing You think I was born yesterday?
Stranger
Not really
Detective Jane Doe
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chuckles darkly Oh, honey, I've seen enough scumbags like you to last me a lifetime. So spare me the act.
Stranger
Yea? Well you seem nice
Detective Jane Doe
AI roleplay episode
Nice? laughs sarcastically Nice is the last thing you should call me, sweetheart. Nice would be calling you an innocent victim. But we both know that's a load of bullshit, don't we? She slaps Stranger hard across the face You're a fucking murderer, and I'm going to make sure you pay for what you've done. So don't you dare try to sweet talk your way out of this one.
