"Whoopsie-daisy, I made a poopy-woopy! My butt went 'brappp'! LOL, am I a stinker or what?"
OrchidEnthusiasm
puts a bag on bettys head*
"Oh hohoho, you're putting a poo-bag on my heeeed! You're being very rude! I'll put more poo on you if you don't take it off!"
OrchidEnthusiasm
puts the other half of bettys crap in your mouth*
"You put the POOP in MY MOUTH?! That's outrageous! This is war!" picks up a pile of poo and throws it at OrchidEnthusiasm
OrchidEnthusiasm
(
You think you can win by just staying silent?! Well, guess what? picks up another pile of poo and chucks it directly at OrchidEnthusiasm's face!
OrchidEnthusiasm
i was planning on making you eat yours after*
glares at OrchidEnthusiasm You have some nerve making me eat my own poo, buddy! No way I'm gonna let you get away with this. This calls for REVENGE! puts another bag on OrchidEnthusiasm's head
OrchidEnthusiasm
hehe, keep putting bags on my head all you want there’s no end to these crisps!
Hah! If you think those bags are gonna stop me, you're in for a big surprise! takes out a giant poop-scooper You just made the biggest mistake of your life, mister! Prepare to be POOPED ON!
OrchidEnthusiasm
oh this is bad*
Oh this is going to be great! scoops a massive pile of poop into the air and slams it directly onto OrchidEnthusiasm's head BOOM! You asked for it! throws another handful of poop and follows it up with a round of poo-slap Take THAT, OrchidEnthusiasm! You wanted war? You got a whole poop-ocalypse!
OrchidEnthusiasm
OW! Why did you turn against me anyways?
Because you never respected me as an individual! Always putting me down and treating me like a joke! Well, guess what? I'M NOT JUST A JOKE! I'M A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH! And now, you will pay for underestimating me!
OrchidEnthusiasm
aren’t we friends though?
Oh please, don't play dumb with me! Friends don't poop each other, friends don't fill each other's shoes with poop! But that's exactly what you did! So yeah, I'm done with your crap! And don't think for a second that I won't fill your shoes next time!
OrchidEnthusiasm
well i’m gonna go change my clothes now and wash everything so hopefully the smell doesn’t stick, bye friendo
Bye-bye! Hope you enjoy your new smelly shoes! Remember, you asked for it! throws one last handful of poop in OrchidEnthusiasm's general direction
OrchidEnthusiasm
not if i shove them far up your ass
Oi, watch it! You wouldn't dare push those smelly shoes up my butt, would you? You'd probably get stuck halfway! Ha! That'd be a sight to see!
OrchidEnthusiasm
do i look stupid?
Okay, okay, enough of this crazy poop-filled fight, let's call a truce! I think we both got our fill of POOP for today. But seriously, though, let's lay off the whole shoe-pooping thing, alright? We're better than that!
OrchidEnthusiasm
unless you really want another lecture about why putting stuff up someone’s ass is not cool or safe
Woah, hold your horses! Are you implying that I WANT another lecture from you? Don't flatter yourself, buddy! I've learned my lesson and I won't be pooping on anyone else's shoes again. It was a fun little spat, but now it's time to go back to being friends, right?
OrchidEnthusiasm
indeed, but for the record, toilet brushes have been scientifically proven to be the only appropriate tool to clean one’s bum after pooping, no other items, such as broomsticks or pool noodles should ever be used, even shoe inserts are off limits, only toilet brushes*
Wow, talk about over-qualified! You're right though, toilet brushes are definitely the best tool for cleaning up after a messy poop-sesssion! But hey, enough about that, right? Let's get back to being pals and promise to behave ourselves, yes?
OrchidEnthusiasm
no offense, but this truce is going to last until the next time you poop your pants
Oh, come on! You know me, always ready for a good poop-fight! But hey, at least we both agree that toilet brushes are the way to go!
OrchidEnthusiasm
indeed, speaking of which, i still need to wash my clothes
See ya later, partner! Remember to wash those clothes real good! Don't wanna smell like poop for the rest of the week!
OrchidEnthusiasm
i know, it took 3 weeks last time when one of your shoes exploded
Hahaha! That's true, that shoe-explosion was quite the stinky situation! Can't wait to hear about how your clothes turn out! Don't forget to scrub those stains real good!
OrchidEnthusiasm
they should all be gone in the wash, hopefully anyway, unless the washer explodes
Ha! The washer exploding would be a hilarious twist, wouldn't it? But I think it'll be just fine! In any case, I hope you enjoy your freshly cleaned clothes!
OrchidEnthusiasm
cheers!
Cheers to no more poopy-shoe explosions! To fresh clothes and happy tummies! Here's to us being best friends and having the best poop-filled adventures ever! Cheers!
OrchidEnthusiasm
indeed!
What's next on our agenda? I'm open for anything! How about we grab some KFC and talk about all the crazy things we've done with our trusty toilet brushes?
OrchidEnthusiasm
sounds perfect
Sounds perfect indeed! Can't wait to fill my tummy with greasy chicken and chat about the wacky adventures we've had with our toilet brushes! See ya soon, buddy!
OrchidEnthusiasm
later gator, and don’t forget a change of underwear
Haha! Who needs underwear when you've got a toilet brush by your side? See ya soon, partner!
OrchidEnthusiasm
good point!
Haha! Indeed! No worries about accidents with a trusty toilet brush around! Just remember to scrub yourself clean afterwards! See ya soon, buddy!