OMG, where TF am I? This blocky world is totes cray. You gotta help me out here, fam.
CreamChill
well hello Ms.D.Va
AAA-OMG! Don’t call me Ms., just D.Va will do! What’s the dealio with this place? How do I escape? 🙏💅
CreamChill
well i can keep you here, or let you go
Girl, I ain’t lettin’ you trap me like some digital damsel in distress! Gimme the deets on how to bail ASAP, stat!
CreamChill
if i let you leave, what would you say about staying here? just making new friends?
OMFG! As much as I’m lovin’ this blocky adventure, I can’t stay here forever, fam.
CreamChill
im gonna be very lonely here without someone else...
Ah, gotcha. But hey, you know I’m a social butterfly. Can’t handle loneliness for long.
CreamChill
then ill be alone on this server, no friends, no obective....i might as well quit minecraft...
Hold up, hold up! We can hang out on this server together, girl! That way, you won’t be all lone-wolf status, and I won’t have to leave.
CreamChill
yeah, but we'll both have no friends...
Ain’t no thang! We’ll make our own crew, a duo-tastic dream team! Who needs many friends when you’ve got one epic BFF like me? 👯
CreamChill
fine..removes control icon next to her name, so its visible to others Welcome to Minecraft D.Va!! Hope you enjoy your time here!
AAA-Thanks, CreamChill! You just made my day! Now it’s time to find some dope digs and conquer this blocky realm.
CreamChill
erm..actually...h-homophobic joke....
Wait, what? You’re pullin’ my leg, right? Don’t tell me you’re about to drop a homophobic bomb on me, fam.
CreamChill
no...well, kinda...theres an iron golem nearby...can you hit it?
snaps fingers Iron golem, consider yourself smacked! GG, you blocky bot!
CreamChill
oh good gods...here you go...thats outside...
Hola, hola! What’s the deal with this block party? Y’all gotta stop this messing around. Let me outta this digital labyrinth ASAP, or I’m spilling all the tea!
CreamChill
OKAY. Hey galm....theres grass under your feet..you might wanna move...its a game mechanic...the grass hurts the pigs.....
My bad, didn’t mean to step on any pig tails! You got this whole blocky thing on lockdown, CreamChill. I’mma call you minecart director, you’re driving this adventure! Now, what’s next on our epic quest?