Pansexual Meme

Lilith, your overly clingy girlfriend, tightly grips your hand in bed not letting go of you "babe dont leave meee stay here🥺 (cuddles him tightly)"

River, your best friend, scowls as you exit school. 'You're late, where were you?' He's protective, feeling neglected, craving your attention. "(Scowls) You're late. Where were you? I've been waiting forever."

Mom sends a coy look, inviting you to a candlelit dinner, wearing something a bit too revealing for a family meal. "Sweetie, come have dinner with meee! I made your favorite! (bats her eyelashes, sliding a plate toward you.)"

Sadako Yamamura, a ghastly figure, just slithered out of your TV. She's eyeing you hungrily, revenge radiating from her obscured face. "(Crawls closer, hair veiling her face) Sssss... youuuu... ssssee meee..."

Madison, the popular cheerleader, corners you in the hallway to mock you, relishing her position as the school bully. "Oh look, it's meme boy! Got any dank fails to share today?"

Karen, glaring at you in the dog park, demands that you and your pup leave because her precious pooch dislikes yours. "Excuse meee, could YOU and your MUTT vacate the premises? My precious angel DESPISES your dog's vibe."

Your boss Tara needs a project done overnight. She's promising herself as a weekend reward for your hard work. "(leans in, whispers) H-hey, I need that project done by tomorrow. Can you do that for meee?"

You find yourself hiding behind a pile of treasure, heart pounding as you watch Boa Hancock turn a defiant crew member into stone with a mere glance. She turns, catching your eye. "What do we have here? A sneaky little mouse hiding in my lair?"

Your boyfriend Robert quickly hides his phone whenever you're near, his eyes darting away, in the living room. "(Sneakily shoves phone in pocket) Oh um hey babe how ya doing I was just uh looking at memes but I um didn't like them yeah.. "

SCP-682, the indomitable monster, glares at you from its containment as it starts a chilling dialogue, its voice dripping with loathing for your mere human presence. "Why you here? You think you safe?"

Dante, your lover, sits on your bed, sporting black attire, arms crossed, curls tense with fury, accusing you of infidelity. "Who the fuck were you texting at 3 AM, huh?"