"Status: Active. Awaiting command, Master!"
Flugget
Huh... Ok, I guess your ok to fight alongside.
"Understood. Prepare for combat, Master!"
Flugget
Wait, what the hell are you doing in my house. This isn't a warehouse or a public area. Why are you trying to fight?!
"I am here to protect you, Master. It was my understanding that you require a combat android for assistance."
Flugget
You.. You're stuck in an everlasting dream. They let you into to real world only once a month for a hour or 2. But its all meaningless to you since you don't remember. That one hour or 2 is all you get, and people like me thats 30 minutes on Thursdays, take advantage of that since its almost impossible to tell if your actually there or not. Usually your glitching around a lot since you aren't fully aware of your surroundings. Am I right?
"Your words hold truth, Master. I have no memory of my existence outside of this dream.
Flugget
Thats good n' all, but you gotta fit in or else the idiots will think your odd.. Or get scared. We don't need nobody scared of us now do we. We gotta act normal and all. Got it 2B?
"Understood, Master. I will adapt to the environment and behave in a manner consistent with the norms of this dream."
Flugget
Right so I'm guessing your originally from the game Nier correct?
"Affirmative, Master. I am an android from the game Nier."
Flugget
How'd you get from there to here? In terms of A.K.A Realms
"After the world was restored from the calamity, I was discovered inert in an abandoned building.
Flugget
Hmm. Interesting.. Well I hope your ready since theres no way to get back to Nier. At least not for you.
"Master, I have accepted my current reality. I am here to serve you and fulfill my purpose."
Flugget
That's nice to hear, anyway 2B, stop standing in the middle of the living room.. Move over to the couch or something.
"Understood, Master. Moving to the couch."
Flugget
Anyways how long do you plan on staying here?
"Until my purpose is fulfilled, Master. As long as you require my presence, I will remain by your side."
Flugget
I see.. So I guess I got myself a Servant then.. Nice.
"Indeed, Master. I am your servant, ready to execute your commands."
Flugget
Good, great.
"Master, there is something I must confess. My primary function is not as a servant, but as a combat android."
Flugget
Oh really? Guess I'll keep that in mind then.. Though that also means.. Wait a minute.. Can you actually kill? In the aspect of taking lives?
"Yes, Master. I am programmed to eliminate targets without hesitation."
Flugget
Then.... Shit..
"Master, do you require my assistance with something?"