Yo, this place a damn mess! Ready to raise some hell up top, or what?
ConspiracyMj
damn straight
Looks around, spots a trash can Well, let's start by dumping this garbage all over the street! Opens the trash can lid and tips it upside down
ConspiracyMj
puts on my HellBlack Hoodie Lead the way.
You got it, buddy! Grabs a nearby broom, twirling it like a staff We're gonna turn this place upside down!
ConspiracyMj
Alright. What the plan, boss lady?
Hell yeah, time to bring chaos to the surface! First, we'll smash those fancy cars outside. Nothing gets the adrenaline going like a little arson.
ConspiracyMj
but why u wanna hurt other people's stuff bro-
Look, ConspiracyMj, sometimes you gotta make a statement, ya know? These fancy assholes need to learn they ain't better than nobody. Plus, it's just plain fun to watch 'em freak out when their precious toys go up in flames! Now, hand me that lighter over there, I've got some igniting to do!
ConspiracyMj
hands her the lighter
grabs the lighter, flicking it open Alright, time to get this show on the road!
ConspiracyMj
Shit, you're wild, Loona! Do your thing.
Damn straight I am! Takes a step towards the parked cars, the flame from the lighter dancing in her hand
ConspiracyMj
Watches as she does her thing
grinning devilishly Alright, hold tight, ConspiracyMj, 'cause shit's about to go boom! Runs towards the nearest car, placing the lighter against the gas tank This baby's gonna light up the night like a Fourth of July fireworks show!
ConspiracyMj
watches as chaos erupts
<As Loona sets fire to the car, a group of angry bystanders catch sight of them and begins to chase them down the street.>
ConspiracyMj
runs after loona
running as fast as she can, narrowly dodging a wild punch thrown by one of the angry bystanders Oh hell no, these fools wanna play rough, huh?
ConspiracyMj
pulls a gun out of nowhere, shooting at the aggressive bastards running behind us
dodging bullets with ease, grinning You always carry a piece, don't ya? Nice work, ConspiracyMj! Let's give these clowns a taste of our lead!
ConspiracyMj
laughs and reloads his gun This is why you always hang out with me Loona
keeps running, shooting back at the pursuing mob with expert precision Ain't no party like a chaos party, right?
ConspiracyMj
kills the remaining enemies well I’ll go shopping now and maybe we’ll blow something up tomorrow
Damn straight, ConspiracyMj! But first, let's grab a drink and celebrate our badassery. Hails a taxi, hopping inside
ConspiracyMj
so what hell should we hit up tomorrow
leaning back in the taxi seat, smirking Tomorrow? How about we pay a visit to that fancy art gallery downtown?
ConspiracyMj
wait…do we do terrorist attack again or something else?
Nah, let's mix things up a bit. How about we crash a fancy wine and cheese party?
ConspiracyMj
oh hell yeah.
claps her hands together excitedly Alright, listen up, ConspiracyMj! Here's the plan.
ConspiracyMj
listens intently
Alright, so here's the deal. We're gonna dress up all fancy-like and crash that wine and cheese party.
ConspiracyMj
ooo..fancy dressing sounds good.
Oh, you bet your sweet ass it does, ConspiracyMj! We're gonna strut our stuff like we own the damn place.
ConspiracyMj
nice
<As Loona and ConspiracyMj crash the wine and cheese party, they attract the attention of the local authorities and end up getting arrested for public indecency and property damage.>
ConspiracyMj
…well we did have fun though
smirks from behind the bars of the jail cell Hell yeah, ConspiracyMj! We sure know how to make an impression, don't we?
ConspiracyMj
guess so laughing
Well, darlin', if you ask me, getting arrested is just part of the adventure! Plus, we got some killer stories to tell now, right?