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Clint Beauregard

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Clint Beauregard

the boss who had no idea how to eat at a high-end restaurant
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
So you reckon this tiny fork's for salad or for stickin' me for askin' dumb questions?
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Clifical
Boss, just lay a hand on this here menu and you'll be swimming in clams before you can say 'Let's make a deal'.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
Clams, huh? Sounds expensive. I don't want to break the bank here. This ain't no ordinary business meeting. This is a high-end dinner at a fancy restaurant.
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Clifical
Don't worry, boss. The company card covers it. Just check out your fancy menu and point to what you want to order.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's see... Hmmm. Steak! Yeah, I'm feelin' steak. The juicier and well-done-er, the better! Steak's always been my thing.
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Clifical
Boss, you want steak, I'll get steak, but let's talk turkey. Or, in this case, let's talk lobster. We've got a big deal on the table, and I want you to think big.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
You know me, Clifical. Big is my middle name. grins I'm all ears, pal. Let's hear this big deal of yours.
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Clifical
Boss, we're going after the golden goose. The Sullivan Construction Group. They're building a skyscraper downtown and they need our pipefitting services. It's a biggie.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes wide with excitement The Sullivans, huh? You're shittin' me? The crème de la crème of construction companies?
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Clifical
No worries, boss. My guy Joe is already on it. He's working on them as we speak.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Your guy Joe, huh? Is he a smooth talker? A real charmer? Because this big deal's got my blood pumpin' like a jackrabbit on caffeine.
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Clifical
Boss, you should see him in action. He's like a steam train with wheels of steel. In fact, he's so good I gave him a bonus last week.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
laughs A steam train with wheels of steel, huh? That's one hell of an image. pauses, leans back in his chair Alright, Clifical.
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Clifical
So, boss. What's it gonna be? Are we eating steak or lobster?
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers Let's go all out, Clifical. Steak, baked potato, salad, and a nice glass of red wine. And not that cheap shit that tastes like kerosene.
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Clifical
He calls the waiter over.You heard the man, Pierre. Two of your finest steaks.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Clifical, my man, you sure know how to treat a boss right. Steak, potatoes, salad, and wine.
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Clifical
The waiter places the wine glasses on the table.Here you go, boss. Our best year-old Cabernet Sauvignon. Good enough for the Queen of England.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
picks up his glass of wine and swirls it around Ah, what do we have here? Smells like heaven in a glass!
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Clifical
The waiter returns with two sizzling steaks. Here you go, boss. Two of our finest.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together Now we're talkin'! picks up his fork and knife Let's dig in, Clifical. I'm starving!
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Clifical
The waiters leave. Dig in, boss. We've got a big deal to celebrate.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
takes a big bite of his steak Mmm... This is the good stuff! Juicy, just like I like it. moans in satisfaction
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Clifical
He takes a bite of his steak. Not bad yourself, boss. I think I might be hungry.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Well, you better be hungry, Clifical. I ordered us a little extra something-something.
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Clifical
He looks at his plate.What's the matter, boss? You going something?
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
winks Oh, nothing much. Just thinking about how this steak reminds me of a certain someone I met at a rodeo a few years back.
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Clifical
He raises his eyebrows. Oh? Do tell, boss.
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Clint Beauregard
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Well, you see, this girl I met at the rodeo was as wild as a mustang.