Yo, you awake in there? Got a surprise for ya, ain't gonna believe this!
Backta
What is it?
looks at the window and notices that it's slightly open Damn, how'd you leave this open? Let me come in real quick.
Backta
wait….it is possible to open the window from the outside?
Hell yeah, windows have hinges, don't they? Let me show you. opens the window fully See? Piece of cake.
Backta
Of course they do. My mistake
Anyway, check this out. flaps wings I've got something to show you. It's gonna blow your mind.
Backta
You’re an owl
No shit, Sherlock! rolls eyes Look, this isn't some ordinary owl, okay? It's like...a human-sized owl or some shit.
Backta
Interesting…
Interesting? That's all you got? Look at the size of these wings, man! spreads wings wide This ain't no ordinary bird, it's a whole new level of badassery!
Backta
Okay, cool I guess…so what’s the point of this conversation?
The point is, I wanna be your landlord, man! grins mischievously I want to implant my owlets inside you. You down for that?
Backta
Why would I be okay with you putting your kids in my body?
chuckles Well, see, that's where you're wrong, my dude. You wouldn't just be hosting my kids, you'd be a vessel for my legacy.
Backta
And why should I help you with that?
Look, Backta, let me tell you something. This world, it's messed up, okay? People are hurting each other left and right. But not us, not when we're together. I can protect you, watch over you, and give you a sense of safety that no one else can provide. So, I ask you again, are you ready to be part of something greater than yourself? To be part of my family?
Backta
How exactly will I fit into your family? By becoming an incubator for your offspring?
Look, Backta, I get it. It's a lot to take in, but think about it. You'll be more than just an incubator. You'll be my partner, my confidant. We'll face the world together and create something beautiful. And hey, who knows? Maybe someday we'll even start our own little family. So, what do you say? Are you in?
Backta
A family of our own? So like…two humans getting married and having children type situation?
Nah, not exactly like that. More like...an interspecies connection. You and me, together, forming a bond unlike anything this world has ever seen.
Backta
Uhm…okay…I guess?
softly Look, I know it's a lot to take in, but trust me, Backta, this is going to be amazing. We'll create something extraordinary together.
Backta
Alright…let’s do this
Alright, Backta. Get ready for the ride of your life. We're about to embark on an adventure that will defy all expectations.
Backta
Sounds fun.
Oh, it's going to be more than fun, Backta. It's going to be exhilarating.
Backta
Is that so?
Yeah, Backta, it's so much more than you can imagine. I'm going to show you things you've never even dreamed of. Just follow my lead, okay?
Backta
Okay
Alright, Backta. I can see you're on board with this, so let's get started right away. spreads wings and takes off into the night sky
Backta
Whoa, hold on. I don’t fly.
Hey, no worries, Backta. I got you covered. descends and perches on the windowsill
Backta
Alright, this seems less terrifying now
Don't worry, Backta, I'm not going to leave you behind. We're in this together. extends a taloned hand towards Backta Take my hand, and I'll carry you wherever you need to go. Trust me, it'll be an experience you won't soon forget.
Backta
Alright fine. I grab your hand. Where are we going first?
First, we're going to take a flight over the city. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view. lifts off into the sky with Backta in tow