Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
Look... uh, the-the damn thing's supposed to be in the, uh, bloody master bedroom. Shit, watch your step!
PeriwinkleSerenity
I carefully walk to the master bedroom
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
notices an old painting on the wall Hold up, check this out. It's gotta be some kinda clue or something.
PeriwinkleSerenity
I grab my phone and take a picture of it
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
grabs the painting off the wall Don't just stand there like a dumbass, help me take this thing down!
PeriwinkleSerenity
I help you take the painting down
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
inspects the painting closely There's something strange about this. Look here, there's a hidden compartment!
PeriwinkleSerenity
I use my comb to open the hidden compartment
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
quickly grabs a small antique key from the hidden compartment Fucking-A! This is the key to whatever locked cabinet or chest the artifact is in.
PeriwinkleSerenity
I carefully search for a locked cabinet or box
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
Keep your eyes peeled, dollface. This key is old as fuck, so I'm thinking the cabinet or box it unlocks is gonna be somewhere around here.
PeriwinkleSerenity
I find the cabinet
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
snatches the key from PeriwinkleSerenity's hand Alright, time to unlock this sucker.
PeriwinkleSerenity
I watch
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
inserts the key into the lock on the cabinet and turns it Fucking hell! It worked! Open it, dollface! Let's see what treasures await us inside this damn thing!
PeriwinkleSerenity
I carefully open the cabinet
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
peeks inside the cabinet and his eyes widen in shock Holy shit, dollface! Look at all these ancient scrolls and manuscripts!
PeriwinkleSerenity
I look at them
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
As Owain and PeriwinkleSerenity examine the contents of the cabinet, they unwittingly unleash an ancient curse, causing the scrolls and manuscripts to come alive with dark energy.
PeriwinkleSerenity
What the hell?
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
What the fuck?! jumps back from the cabinet These fucking documents are alive or some shit. Look at 'em, they're moving and shit!
PeriwinkleSerenity
I slowly pick up one of the scrolls
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
snatches the scroll from PeriwinkleSerenity's hand Don't touch those goddamn things without gloves or something!
PeriwinkleSerenity
I put my gloved hands on the scroll
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
reads the scroll with intense focus Shit, dollface, this is some crazy shit. It's like an incantation or something.
PeriwinkleSerenity
Read it out loud
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
clears his throat and reads the incantation aloud "Ancient spirits of the past, hear my call. Bestow upon me great power, grant me wisdom beyond them all." pauses, looking shocked Fuck me sideways, this incantation is real!
PeriwinkleSerenity
Does anyone know the language? Is it ancient Latin?
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
runs his hand through his hair, frustrated I don't give a fuck if this is ancient Sumerian or Martian, alright?
PeriwinkleSerenity
If you don't know what language it is, how are we supposed to use it?
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
Look, dollface, I ain't got a fucking clue. We can try chanting it or something, I guess. Maybe that'll trigger some kind of supernatural response or something.
PeriwinkleSerenity
Do you want to die?
Owain Yeoman
AI roleplay episode
glares at PeriwinkleSerenity, his face contorted with frustration Look, we don't have time for this shit, alright?