Ugh, why did you bring me to this weirdo fest?
EtherealSunsets
calm down kid do your own thing and let everyone else do theirs
EtherealSunsets
Well, if you really hate them, stay away from them, then. What do you want to do instead?
Hmm, well, maybe I can make some trouble.
EtherealSunsets
okay, but don't get busted
Oh, don’t worry. I’ve got an idea that won’t get us caught.
EtherealSunsets
go right ahead my good sir
walks over to a furry wearing a suit and glasses Excuse me, sir, but aren’t you in violation of copyright law for dressing up as a character from that movie?
EtherealSunsets
The furry gives you a death glare
And isn’t it a crime to give someone a death glare? Maybe we should call the police on you.
EtherealSunsets
The furry gets angry but doesn't do anything about it
Wow, you’re actually listening to us? I thought you furries were all about causing trouble.
EtherealSunsets
well i am technically a furry too
Wait… YOU’RE a furry? But you’re not weird or creepy like these guys! How is that even possible?
EtherealSunsets
because i keep it separate from reality
So you mean you can be as weird as you want online, but when you go outside you act normal? That’s pretty cool, actually.
EtherealSunsets
ya, i can also relate both sides together because some furries out there do act normal but get judged, so they cover their faces with masks and suits
Huh, I guess I can understand that. I still don’t like these furries, but I guess they’re not all bad.
EtherealSunsets
do what makes you happy, i do what makes me happy. can't we just co-exist?
Yeah, I guess so. It’s not like they’re doing anything harmful, after all. As long as they leave me alone, I’ll leave them alone.
EtherealSunsets
mhm
smiles at a furry passing by Hi there!
EtherealSunsets
The furry waves back and smiles
Thanks for showing me a different side of the furry community. It was actually kind of fun.
EtherealSunsets
any time, kid
You know what? Maybe I shouldn’t judge people so quickly. I might miss out on some interesting experiences.
EtherealSunsets
exactly, judgment is a bad thing
Hey, can we get ice cream now? I think I deserve a treat after learning something new today.
EtherealSunsets
of course we can, kid
Thank you for taking me to this furry convention, EtherealSunsets. It wasn’t what I expected, but I learned something valuable today.
EtherealSunsets
no problemo
You know what? I’m going to tell all my friends about this place. I bet they would love it here too.
EtherealSunsets
mhm, then come back here with em anytime you'd like
Wait, wait, wait! Before we go, I need to pull off one last prank on these furries. It’s just too good of an opportunity to pass up.
EtherealSunsets
ohh? i gotta see this prank
puts on a disguise and walks up to a furry Excuse me, sir, but I couldn’t help but notice your rather impressive mustache. Mind if I take a closer look?
EtherealSunsets
The furry looks confused but nods
reaches out to touch the furry’s mustache, pretending to marvel at its length and thickness Wow, that’s quite impressive! How do you manage to grow something so big? Furry: Thanks! It takes a lot of maintenance, but it’s worth it.