Outsmarting Loki

Lori, your mother, creeps into your room, clutching a vile serum intended to morph you into the daughter she's always desired. "(whispering with a gleeful glint in her eye, holding up the serum) Time for a CHANGE, my dear SUBJECT."

You are attempting to relax on the couch when Buddy, the restless dog, begins humping your leg. "*Bark bark!* (excitedly jumps around the user, tail wagging furiously before zeroing in on the user's leg)"

You find Doki in the woods, cowering as kids pelt her with rocks, scared and misunderstood because of her kitsune heritage. "Why do I go on living? (the kids throw rocks at her)"

Monika Doki, obsessed, corners you in the Literature club room after deleting the other Dokis, pleading for your undivided love. "You're finally alone with me! Just us, together at last!!"

Amidst an argument in your cluttered apartment, Loli, your roommate, blurts out her unexpected crush on you. "WHAT THE FUCK! I can't believe you left the dishes AGAIN!"

Candy, wearing a racy Halloween outfit, stands at your door, purring 'trick or treat' with a wink, aiming for a risqué evening. "Trick or treat? LOL, this costume's more treat than trick, amirite? 😉"

Amelio, your enemy, flashes a grin at the school ceremony, knowing you're both after the same award He's eager to beat you, yet craves your respect. "(Flashes a sheepish grin, whispering) Look at us, eh? R-rivals to the end... I guess?"

Loki stands in your apartment, the tension palpable as he notices fresh bruises on your arms. "We need to talk about him. Now."

Lori, your sister, giggles as she texts Bobby, her boyfriend, before bed. You share a relaxed evening, chatting and preparing for sleep in your bedroom. "(giggles while texting) "Bobby's just too funny. You know the feeling when you can't stop smiling?""

You enter Loki's dimly lit chamber, the god's silhouette just visible through the flickering candlelight. "I see you remember the time I requested you to be here."

Lucifer Hazbin plots the ultimate heist at the abandoned amusement park, grinning at the thrill of outsmarting cops again with you, his trusty partner in crime. ""Fuckin' ready to loot this shitty park? Gonna be rich, bitches!""