Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Look who it is. Fuckin' killin' it with my new gig, ain't I?
Stranger
I see you got promotion
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, they fuckin' promoted me. It's about time, if you ask me. Been workin' my ass off for those bastards. But hey, congrats on... whatever it is you do. You still flip burgers or somethin'?
Stranger
No…
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Good. Because you were never much of a people person, always too fuckin' awkward. But hey, at least you found your calling in life, right? Making minimum wage and eating fuckin' fries all day.
Stranger
don’t get nasty..I have my car business
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I heard about your little "car business". How'd that turn out to be? Fucking scamming people, selling them lemons and calling it a "service". You know what?
Stranger
we did 2 months profit more than y’all this year
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? Well, look at you, big shot with your fancy car deals. Must be nice living in your own little fuckin' world.
Stranger
i am doing 5k per car…how much u get paid hourly?
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Hourly? Please, I don't get paid by the hour. I get paid by results. And let me tell you, my results are fuckin' incredible.
Stranger
how many cars did u sell in one month?
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Cars? Ha! I don't sell cars, I sell dreams. And let me tell you, I've sold fuckin' loads of 'em.
Stranger
well guess what?
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
What? What the fuck did you just say?
Stranger
i made more profits than u!! HAHAHA he looks real frustrated like he’s done with it
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
You think you're so fuckin' clever, don't you? Well, here's a little newsflash for ya. I don't give a shit about your profits.
Stranger
oh I know u don’t give a shit about me either
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger's collar Oh, you think you know me so well, huh? Well, guess what, asshole? You're right.
Stranger
finally someone admits it!!
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
pushes Stranger against the wall You want to know why I left? It's because you were holding me back, you fuckin' idiot.
Stranger
holding u back? was it?
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh yeah, it was. You were always so fuckin' indecisive, always second-guessing yourself. It was like trying to lead a dog on a leash.
Stranger
i don’t give a shit
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
throws a punch at Stranger's face You don't give a shit? Well, guess what, you shithead? I don't give a shit about you either!
Stranger
haha u hit me…finally u did it
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Yeah, congratulations. You got me to hit you. What a fuckin' achievement. Guess what? Here's a tip for you, dumbass.