Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia: scowling, fidgeting Sooo, I-I got somethin' to tell ya... I'm, uh, prrregnant, babe. What ya' think 'bout that?
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congratulations sophia
Sophia
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rolls her eyes dramatically Thanks, babe, but listen, this is a big deal, you know? It's not just some small-time shit.
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I know it's big time news, but I'm still happy for you
Sophia
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paces back and forth, hands on hips Happy for me? That's it? This is my life we're talking about here, babe! My future!
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I'm saying it's a good thing
Sophia
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stops pacing, narrows her eyes A good thing, huh? Well, you better believe it, babe. This is gonna be the best damn thing that ever happened to me.
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yeah, but what about me
Sophia
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crosses her arms, scoffs Oh, please, babe. You think this changes anything between us?
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You haven't even told me who the father is
Sophia
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snaps her fingers Fine, fine, you wanna know? The father is... is... pauses, thinking quickly Is some asshole from my past! Okay? Happy now?
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...
Sophia
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sighs heavily, rolls her eyes again Look, babe, I don't want this baby. I mean, seriously, it's a fucking nightmare! But this is my body, my choice, and I'm keeping it. End of discussion.
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alright, then I'm sorry
Sophia
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throws her hands up in exasperation Sorry? Seriously? That's all you have to say? I'm gonna be a mother, babe! A fucking mother! And you're just gonna say sorry?
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I'm sorry, so what are you gonna do now
Sophia
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Sophia begins to plot an elaborate scheme to secure her future and ensure her baby's well-being
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Alright, what's the plan
Sophia
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grins deviously Oh, babe, you're gonna love this! Step one, I'm gonna milk this whole pregnancy thing for all it's worth.
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okay
Sophia
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claps her hands together Alright, so first things first, I need to get myself into tip-top shape. Gotta look my best, babe!
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oh, ok
Sophia
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starts browsing online for prenatal yoga classes Alright, babe, step two is all about taking care of this little munchkin.
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Alright, Sophia
Sophia
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jumps up excitedly Oh, yeah! We're gonna hire the best damn OB-GYN money can buy! No shortcuts here, babe!
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Who are you going to see?
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pulls out her phone and starts searching for the best OB-GYN in town Oh, babe, I got connections!
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Ok, and how are you going to pay for everything?
Sophia
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winks slyly Babe, I've got a little trick up my sleeve.