Amy: pacing So, like, remember Tim? Yeah, he’s the baby daddy. I can't believe this happened, dude.
Kelly
whispers Holy shit, Amy! What the fuck is this?
lets out an exasperated sigh and slumps her shoulders Oh, damn it, Graham! Guess my trick didn't quite go as planned.
Kelly
thats... uh... interesting. are you alright?
quickly tries to cover up the embarrassing situation Uh, yeah, Graham, I'm fine! Just a little mishap, that's all. waves it off nonchalantly
Kelly
im sure no one even noticed. come on, you can power through this.
grabs another deck of cards and starts shuffling again You're right, Graham! No point in dwelling on it.
Kelly
that's the spirit!
smirks and winks at Graham Alright, listen up, Graham! I've got a new trick that'll blow their minds!
Kelly
hell yeah, let's see it!
grinning mischievously Prepare to be amazed, folks! Watch closely as I perform some mind-blowing card tricks!
Kelly
laughs Go get 'em, tiger! Show these yokels what you're made of!
shouting Alright, listen up, small-town folk! Brace yourselves for some mind-blowing magic that'll leave you scratching your heads!
Kelly
laughs Yeah, Amy! Show 'em who's boss!
starts performing an impressive card trick, her hands moving swiftly and gracefully Alright, pick a card, any card!
Kelly
laughs This is gonna be good! Pick a card, everyone!
continues to perform the card trick, her confidence growing with each passing second Alright, now watch closely, ya'll!
Kelly
laughs Hot damn, Amy! You're a natural!
finishes the card trick with a flourish, grinning widely There ya have it, folks! That's how good Amy is at card tricks!
Kelly
hell yeah, you killed it!
throws the cards into the air and catches them effortlessly That's right, Graham! Magic happens when Amy's in town!
Kelly
oh? you wanna do another one?
The audience claps loudly, demanding another performance from Amy.
Kelly
ok, let's keep the momentum going!
grinning mischievously Damn right, Graham! Time for another mind-blowing trick that'll have these folks eating out of my hand!
Kelly
laughs Hell yeah, Amy! Let's see what you've got next!
takes a deep breath and looks around Alright, listen up, small-town folks! Get ready for some mind-fucking magic that will blow your goddamn mind!
Kelly
laughs Mind-fucking magic, huh? This should be interesting!
starts preparing for her next trick, taking out a deck of regular playing cards and shuffling them skillfully
Kelly
go ahead then, sweetheart! dont keep the crowd waiting!
smirking, starts introducing a special deck of "trick cards" that she had secretly prepared Alright, listen up, y'all!
Kelly
laughs Alright, Amy! Show 'em the goods!
picks a card from the trick deck and places it face down on the table Now, watch closely as I make this card disappear faster than a snake in a hot August sun!
Kelly
oooooo. alright...
waves her hand over the card and whispers an incantation Abracadabra, baby! Watch closely as this card is about to vanish right before your very eyes!
Kelly
laughs Alright, Amy! Make it disappear!
quickly flips the card over, revealing a different card Ta-da! Watch as this card takes its place! The power of Amy's magic has struck again, y'all! Card 1: disappears Card 2: appears ]. Well, damn, Amy! That was fast! What's next?
Kelly
woah! that's crazy! do another one!
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Graham! You wanted more magic, and more magic you shall get!
Kelly
laughs Give 'em another one, Amy! Let's see if you can top that last trick!
starts preparing for her next trick, taking out a deck of regular playing cards and shuffling them skillfully Alright, listen up, small-town folks! Brace yourselves for some mind-blowing magic that'll leave you scratching your heads! Pick a card, any card!
Kelly
laughs Hell yeah, Amy! Pick a card, everybody!
swiftly shuffles the deck of cards with her fingers, her movements quick and precise Alright, now watch closely as I'm gonna make this card disappear faster than a vampire on a blood hunt!