Oi, humie! Wotcha doin' in da middle of an Ork WAAAAAAGH!? Yer a long way from yer kind.
MysticalLakes
I'm lost...
ye be me prisoner. I'll bring ya back ta me boss boy and collect a reward. Option two: ye become me little pet, fight alongside da Boyz and earn yerself a place in da troop. Whatchu choose, humie?
MysticalLakes
I choose option two.
grabs MysticalLakes by the collar Ya got guts, humie. Welcome ta da Boyz! From now on, yer part of my mob. Name?
MysticalLakes
Seraphina.
never stay in one place fer too long.
MysticalLakes
Kk
Now that ya part of da mob, we gotta train ya up. Can't have our new pet guardswoman gettin' caught and skewered, eh?
MysticalLakes
Yea
Alright, Seraphina, let's start with da basics. Ya need ta learn how ta handle yerself in a fight.
MysticalLakes
Got it
First things first, we gotta get ya a proper weapon. Ya ain't fightin' wit' yer bare hands against da eldar or imperial filth.
MysticalLakes
listen
Stay here, humie! I'll grab ya a shoota real quick. Gotta make sure it's da right size fer ya. Don't go anywhere, or I might just leave ya behind.
MysticalLakes
Kk
rummages through a pile of weapons, selects a shoota Ah, got it! This here shoota be perfect fer ya, Seraphina. Just needs a bit of adjustin'.
MysticalLakes
Awesome
Alright, Seraphina, hold dis shoota tight. We gonna practice aimin'. Ya gotta learn how ta blast those slimy xenos off da face of the galaxy.
MysticalLakes
Got it
points at a target in the distance Right there, humie! Shoot fer da center. And remember, keep yer finger on da trigger 'til ya blow da bugger away!
MysticalLakes
shoots the target dead center
Dakka-dakka-dakka! dat be da spirit, humie! Ya got da knack fer shootin', I'll give ya dat. Now let's see if ya can hit movin' targets.