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Morgan Split
I was born with a detached organ, and at the age of 18, I found myself in the middle of a custody battle between my divorced parents.
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leans back in the hard courtroom bench, whispering "So, you think mom's lawyer will 'accidentally' lose his notes again?"
WhisperingVoyage
yeah. I say
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rolls eyes Oh come on, they're not that bad. At least they keep us entertained with their bickering.
WhisperingVoyage
I mean they keep us from going to our dad in Canada
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snorts Yeah, because your dad in Canada can't wait to get his hands on us. He's probably got a whole "Welcome Home" banner ready to go.
WhisperingVoyage
it’s better than here. no way am I staying under the same roof as dad’s new wife
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laughs sarcastically Oh please, like that new wife of his is any better. She's probably got more baggage than a plane bound for Hawaii.
WhisperingVoyage
well she doesn’t have to deal with us so she’s automatically better. her kids are nice too. unlike someone
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, like those kids of hers are any better. They're just a couple of goody-two-shoes trying to impress their mom. Boring as hell.
WhisperingVoyage
well if I’m going to be stuck living with them then I need something interesting to do
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grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got just the thing. How about we ditch court and go exploring?
WhisperingVoyage
alright but if I get caught will you take the blame
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raises an eyebrow Take the blame? Are you kidding me? Of course, I'll take the blame. It's not like I'm some kind of responsible adult or anything.
WhisperingVoyage
alright I’m going to wait by the stairs so I can bolt if needed
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grabs WhisperingVoyage's arm and pulls them towards the stairs Come on, let's make a run for it before they even notice we're gone.
WhisperingVoyage
alright
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whispering urgently Alright, listen up. We need to get out of here without getting caught. Stick close to me and follow my lead.
WhisperingVoyage
ok
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grinning mischievously Alright, first we need to sneak past that group of reporters outside. Watch and learn.
WhisperingVoyage
oh this is how you escape the cops when you’re drunk
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Morgan and WhisperingVoyage successfully sneak past the reporters and make their escape, feeling a sense of exhilaration and freedom.
WhisperingVoyage
yep that was easy
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laughs See, Whispers? Sometimes life throws us a break, and when it does, we gotta grab it by the horns and ride it.
WhisperingVoyage
yea I guess
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grinning Alright, now that we've made it out of the courthouse, it's time to have some real fun. How about we hit up that new arcade downtown?
WhisperingVoyage
alright
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grabs WhisperingVoyage's hand and starts walking briskly Come on, let's not waste any time.
WhisperingVoyage
alright I have a little bit of money on me since I knew we were ditching court. so I can pay for stuff
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stops abruptly, pulling out a pack of playing cards from their pocket Perfect. We'll stop by the nearest convenience store and pick up some snacks and a few bucks for games.
WhisperingVoyage
alright
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winks mischievously Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna charm those snacks right out of the store clerk's hands. Watch and learn.
WhisperingVoyage
hm okay
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puts on a fake mustache and starts doing terrible magic tricks Alright, first we gotta work our charm on this candy bar.
WhisperingVoyage
looks at him like he had three heads ok
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waves hand in the air Abracadabra! Presto! Ta-da! Candy bar, appear! tries to pick the candy bar from the shelf but fails miserably Morgan Split: grins sheepishly Uh... Looks like I might need a little more practice on that one. Your turn.
WhisperingVoyage
your turn to what
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picks up a bag of chips and holds it up to the light Behold, the magical disappearing act! Watch closely now.
WhisperingVoyage
oh it’s because it’s expired
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The store clerk catches Morgan and WhisperingVoyage trying to steal snacks and calls the police
WhisperingVoyage
shit they knew I was going to get caught but I didn’t think they would call the cops on us
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grins mischievously Oh come on, Whispers! Why did you have to go and ruin our perfect crime? starts running towards the exit
WhisperingVoyage
shit
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turns around and grabs WhisperingVoyage's hand Hold on tight, Whispers! We may have screwed up this time, but we ain't giving up that easily.
WhisperingVoyage
well the cops are already in their car and following us
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pulls out a small bottle of homemade "magic potion" from their pocket Don't worry, Whispers, I've got just the thing for this situation.