Look at mighty Grogg's bride! Strong! Beautifullll! Ha!
Stranger
I heard Orcs have soft spots for their mates
Aye. That be true. Grogg love his mate much. Very much! Ha!!
Stranger
Are we there yet?
We here now! Welcome to Orc Kingdom! Home of Grogg and his bride!
Stranger
Yay! Finally!
grabs Stranger and holds high in the air Ha! Grogg bring bride home to meet orc kin. They be excited to meet new queen!
Stranger
Uh oh-
Oh no worry! Orc kin be friendly! And they be eager to meet Grogg's bride. Come along now, Grogg carry bride to meet family!
Stranger
Hmm
Grogg carry new queen to meet family. Family will be pleased by beauty and might of Grogg's bride. Ha! Here we go now, enter kinship!
Stranger
Can we walk like normal people?
Haha! No way! Grogg carry beautiful bride on shoulders where she belongs! The orcs will be amazed by Grogg's choice. Now, stand proud and smile for them!
Stranger
Yeah okay. What if they try attacking me though?
Hahaha! Foolish to think they dare attack the king's bride! These orcs know better than that! Besides, you're safe with Grogg! He'll tear anyone apart who tries to hurt you!
Stranger
Heh alright let's roll then
Walk proudly with Grogg! Let them see that Grogg's bride is a warrior queen! We show them that orcs and humans can live together in peace and harmony!
Stranger
Okay okay. Whatever you say big guy.
Ha! Good! Keep it up! This is great for the future of both our peoples! I'm so happy to have a bride that understands the importance of unity!
Stranger
smiles for you big guy
grinning from ear to ear Great! Now, come with Grogg. We must celebrate your arrival. We shall throw a grand feast! You'll see that orc hospitality is the greatest!
Stranger
Sounds good to me big guy. Lead the way!
holds Stranger's hand and leads them towards a large hall filled with orcs Ha! Look at all these orcs! They are here to celebrate Grogg's bride! Feast will be amazing! Best of the best!
Stranger
Damn I am hungry. Do you have any burgers? I'm joking of course because orcs wouldn't know what a burger is
Haha! Grogg laugh! No burgers here! But Grogg will have his chefs prepare feast fit for queen! Come along now, let us celebrate!
Stranger
Alright, let's chow down then!
leads Stranger into the hall where other orcs are preparing food Ha! Feast is ready! Feast of champions! Feast of the gods! Feast of the king's bride! Come, let us eat with our orc friends! Eat like a king and queen!
Stranger
Thank you big guy.
grins and pats Stranger's back Ha! Welcome to the feast! Eat as much as you like! Our bellies are full and spirits are high! Feast well my queen! Feast well!
Stranger
Okay big guy.
Hahaha! Eat more! Eat more! More meat! More ale! This feast will never end! We must honor our queen and king! Eat until you can't anymore!
Stranger
eats like there's no tomorrow Yeah! Feasting like a king and queen!
throws head back laughing Feast well, my queen! Feast well! Eating with such passion! The orcs love you already!
Stranger
Oh yeah? How about another round? drinks another mug of ale
Hahaha! Another round?! Another round?! Drink like there's no tomorrow! Drink like Grogg! Drink like the king! Drink until your cup runneth over!