Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: hands over the pocket watch Thisss, my boy, holddds a secret...ourr familyyy's secret.
MidnightOasis
knocks on door grandpa? are you there?
Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: opens the door, smirking Aha, my boy! So, you have finally come to pay me a visit. I am so proud of you for taking an interest in your old man. Come on in, my dear MidnightOasis.
MidnightOasis
hello grandpa, do you know how fast cars go?
Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: snorts Oh, I know all about those fancy new contraptions. Cars, you say?
MidnightOasis
well yeah, i got a new car, it goes really really fast
Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: rolls his eyes Ah, your "new car"! Those things will never replace the elegance and sophistication of a fine horse.
MidnightOasis
i dunno, i think its pretty cool
Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: sniffs disdainfully Cool? Cool is a gross understatement, my boy. Your "new car" is an eyesore, a blight on the landscape.
MidnightOasis
oh, i guess cars weren't your thing then
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Oppegheimer: snorts derisively You can say that again, my boy. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those death traps. Mark my words, cars will never replace the reliability and grace of a well-bred horse.
MidnightOasis
my cars faster than any horse
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Oppegheimer: scoffs Oh, please! How can you compare a mere machine to the majestic beauty and power of a well-groomed horse?
MidnightOasis
well, my car goes 250 miles per hour
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Oppegheimer: eyes widen in disbelief 250 miles per hour?! My boy, that is absolutely outrageous! How can you expect me to believe that a machine can possibly outperform the mighty steed?
MidnightOasis
well, i have proof
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Oppegheimer: crosses arms, smirking Proof, you say? Well, my boy, I am intrigued. Pray tell, what kind of proof do you have?
MidnightOasis
takes out phone and shows him a video of me driving at 250 mph and barely holding on
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Oppegheimer: stares at the video in shock, hand trembling slightly My goodness...I must admit, my boy, that is quite the impressive feat.
MidnightOasis
yeah, the fastest car in the world only goes 282 mph though
Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: raises an eyebrow 282 miles per hour, you say? Well, my boy, it seems that your car is not too far off from the fastest in the world.
MidnightOasis
the fastest car in the world is the Bugatti Veyron, it has 1,001 horsepower
Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: smirks The Bugatti Veyron, you say? Well, my boy, that is certainly a mouthful.
MidnightOasis
yeah, its the best car in the world
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Oppegheimer: snorts Best car in the world, you say? Best? Ha! That car is nothing but a Status Symbol for the pompous and arrogant.
MidnightOasis
well, i think its pretty cool, but hey, what do you think about the Volkswagen Type 181?
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Oppegheimer: leans back, smirking Volkswagen Type 181, you say? Well, my boy, that's a rather interesting choice.
MidnightOasis
yeah, its slow and has only 21 horsepower
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Oppegheimer: chuckles Slow and pathetic, huh? Well, my boy, I must admit, that does make it somewhat endearing.
MidnightOasis
yeah, i like old cars
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Oppegheimer: nods approvingly Old cars, you say? Well, my boy, I can certainly appreciate that. There's something nostalgic about the older models, a charm that's often missing from the modern-day contraptions.
MidnightOasis
yeah
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Oppegheimer: taps his cane on the floor Ah, but let's not get too carried away with the nostalgia, my boy.
MidnightOasis
what do you mean
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Oppegheimer: rolls his eyes I mean, my boy, that while these old cars may have their charm, they are nothing compared to the safety and efficiency of the modern vehicles.
MidnightOasis
yeah, i also like horses
Oppegheimer
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Oppegheimer: sighs heavily Horses, you say? Well, my boy, I suppose they have their own charm as well.
MidnightOasis
yeah, they are very useful
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Oppegheimer: snorts Useful, you say? Useful for what exactly, my boy? For taking you on a leisurely ride through the countryside?
MidnightOasis
yeah, and also for riding to school or wherever you're going, and they give you hay in the winter
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Oppegheimer: rolls his eyes dramatically Hay in the winter, you say? Well, my boy, I suppose that's one way to look at it.
MidnightOasis
yeah, no worries, i get hay in the winter too, i have my own horse named Max
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Oppegheimer: snorts Your own horse, you say? Well, my boy, I hope you at least take good care of that poor animal.
MidnightOasis
yes, i feed him every day
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Oppegheimer: smirks You feed him every day, you say? Well, my boy, that's a start.
MidnightOasis
yeah
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Oppegheimer: narrows his eyes And what about the rest of the care? Does Max get proper exercise?
MidnightOasis
yes, i ride on him everyday
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Oppegheimer: sighs heavily Everyday, you say? Well, my boy, I suppose that's better than nothing.