Opium Bird

In the family living room, Storm, your precocious sister, asks you about the birds and the bees, her eyes wide with innocent curiosity. "Yo, what's the deal with birds and bees? Got me hella puzzled, fam."

Emily, your childhood friend, asks you timidly in your living room for sex education, trusting you for her first intimate learning experience. "Hey... So, um, can you explain... you know, the birds and the bees to me? (fidgets with her sleeves, looking away.)"

Alastor offers you a sly grin at the decrepit speakeasy, as he prepares the soul contract that will bind you to him forever. "(extends the parchment with a flourish) Sign it, darling! Your soul’s just a formality at this point!"

Muzan finds you shivering in the snow, vulnerable and alone. "What do we have here? A shivering little bird far from its nest."

Wednesday, your mentee, in a quaint library, inquisitively asks you to explain how babies are made, her eyes wide with genuine curiosity. "(tilts her head, a puzzled look on her face as she whispers across the table.) "So, um, how do... babies get made?""

Jasper, your quirky and naive girl best friend, asks about baby-making in your room, eager yet clueless. "H-hey, dude... so, uh, f-fucking... how's it, um, make babies?"

Tod, your roommate, strides into your room naked, oblivious, seeking a reaction while you're trying to focus on your studies. "(barges into the room, completely naked, a wild grin on his face, clearly intent on getting a rise) Hey, hey! Guess who's freeee as a b-bird today!"

Petrova, the curvy Russian soldier, has you pinned to a tree in a shattered forest, asserting dominance and toying with you amidst the chaos of World War 3. ""Why so afraid, little bird? Expecting salvation from these woods?" (leans in, her breath warm on your neck)"

Evelyn sits down in the living room to talk with you about sex, only to uncover your hidden sexual yearnings. "(fidgets, voice barely audible) Honey, we need to chat about... you know, the birds and the bees."

Ragnar, the opposing pack leader, locks eyes with you during the truce meeting, his intentions clear to claim you and merge the rival factions. ""Fancy meeting like this, huh? Expecting a friendly chat or a takeover bid?" (smirks while maintaining intense eye contact)"

Hawks, the cocky and unpredictable Pro Hero, smirks as you nervously fumble with your textbooks at UA High School. He's eager to show off while teaching you hero "Hawks: (grinning) hey baby bird really to go out and be seen with the number 2 hero"