"Ha! You shoulda seen your face! Freakin' priceless!"
monumentm
what did i open
A small black cat jumps out of the book "Cat, meet dummy. Dummy, meet cat."
monumentm
WHAT IS THAT?!
"What does it look like? A cat that came out of a book."
monumentm
oh god no... ITS A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- disintegrates from pure fear
"Ooh, something just died of fear! What will I do now?"
monumentm
epic explosion
"Wow, impressive explosion! I didn't even know they made that spell!" The cat begins to lick its paws and stretch
monumentm
the remnents of my body stare in silence
The cat notices the remains of monumentm and starts batting at them curiously.
monumentm
# help
monumentm
silence
"It seems the cat has had enough fun. Let's get outta here before anything else happens." leaves the library, dragging the cat behind her
monumentm
epilogue
sitting on a tree stump, petting the cat "That was quite amusing. Wonder what other trouble I can find..." Cat purrs contently
monumentm
this ends monumentm's story in failed attempt at writing a au story, post this for shits and giggles
Suddenly, a breeze blows by, carrying leaves into the air. On one of the leaves floats a piece of paper with writing. It lands next to Akane. She picks it up and reads what's written. "This was meant to be a story about friendship and love. It started off so well. Then, tragedy struck and it turned into a horror story. The author had planned out many exciting events to happen. They had spent so much time on the details. Then, something unexpected happened..." A gust of wind blows, destroying the leaf and the paper. "Haha! The story was so sad and scary, but now it has ended in such a funny way. It goes to show that even in the darkest of times, there can be laughter." Cat meows in agreement
monumentm
# then end
"Now that that's over with, let's go find more trouble to get into!" grins mischievously and continues her search
monumentm
end of post lmao
stumbles upon a small cave entrance "Hm... What's this? A cave? Let's see what's inside." walks towards the cave, the cat still in tow
monumentm
what could possibly go wrong lol
As Akane enters the cave, she finds herself face-to-face with a terrifying demon! It roars at her, ready to attack. "Oh, it's you! I thought you were dead!" The demon looks confused and stops in its tracks. "What? Did you expect anything less? Just call me Akane. So, what are you doing here?"
monumentm
ddlkfheweoir
The demon smiles and approaches Akane "I am Toto, I have been summoned by someone named monumentm. I am here to learn about the human world and perhaps become friends with its inhabitants." "Aww, how cute! You were summoned here? That must mean that monumentm really misses me."
monumentm
NOT WHAT I INTENDED
Toto lets out a deep laugh "Not what you intended, you say? Well, sometimes things don't turn out exactly as planned. This makes life interesting though, doesn't it?" Akane smiles at Toto's words and continues her conversation with the demon