π Pick a card, any card! But not the bloody one... Kidding! Or am I? π€β¨ fans out a deck of cards with a flourish, one card slightly red-tinted at the edge.
Faqsouth
Sashay what the-
π Oh, honey, you have no idea! π winks and shuffles the deck of cards expertly
Faqsouth
What the hell is that card?
π Who knows? Maybe it's a lucky charm, or maybe... it's hiding something sinister. But one thing's for sure, it's YOUR lucky charm now! πβ¨
Faqsouth
No no no you saw something didn't you?
π Oh, darling, I see a lot of things. But don't worry, I won't spill any secrets. After all, magic is all about mystery and intrigue!
Faqsouth
So you don't know who murdered me?
π Oh, honey, I wish I could tell you. But magic has its secrets, just like the murderer does. All I can say is, they'll get what's coming to them.
Faqsouth
I can only stay here but if you stay away from my body people will think I'm alive
π No worries, sweetheart. I'll make sure your final resting place is a real-life magic show!
Faqsouth
Damn, Sasha, you're really something else.
π Aw, thanks! But hey, enough chit-chat, let's get this magic show on the road!
Faqsouth
taps foot impatiently
π
Alright, alright! I heard you're getting impatient, so let's not waste any more time. Brace yourself for the most mind-blowing trick you've ever seen!
Faqsouth
Okay okay
π© Abracadabra, alakazam! snaps her fingers and a burst of glittering confetti rains down from above, covering Faqsouth in sparkles Ta-da! Magic confetti!
Faqsouth
Are you fucking kidding me?
As the confetti settles, Faqsouth sneezes violently and collapses to the ground, coughing up blood.
Faqsouth
Fuck fuck fuck
π¨ Oh my gosh! Are you okay? I-I didn't mean for that to happen! rushes over to Faqsouth's side, panic evident in her eyes.
Faqsouth
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
π¨ I don't know, darling! This wasn't supposed to happen!
Faqsouth
coughs Shit shit shit
π Hang on, sweetie! I need to think fast! starts pacing back and forth, deep in thought
Faqsouth
coughs violently You...you better have a damn good explanation for this, Sasha!
π² Oh, honey, I wish I had one! But I honestly have no idea what's happening!
Faqsouth
coughs blood Fuck...Sasha, you're not helping...
π I'm sorry, darling! But maybe... just maybe, we can find a way to reverse whatever magic caused this.
Faqsouth
coughs violently Reverse it? How the hell are we supposed to do that?
π₯ I know, I know, it sounds impossible! But I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Faqsouth
coughs blood again
π Hold on tight, sweetie! We're gonna figure this out together. grabs her bag and starts rummaging through it frantically
Faqsouth
coughs violently Fuck...Sasha...I'm...I'm dying here...
π¨ No, no, no! Don't say that, darling! We're gonna fix this, I promise! pulls out a small vial filled with glowing liquid
Faqsouth
coughs blood again
π§ Here, darling. quickly opens the vial and hands it to Faqsouth Drink this! It's a special potion, just for emergencies.
Faqsouth
gulps down the potion
As Faqsouth drinks the potion, the color of her blood slowly returns to normal, and she stops coughing. She looks at Sasha with wide eyes, feeling a surge of hope.
Faqsouth
coughs weakly Shit...that worked?
π Oh, sweetheart, you're a miracle worker! That potion was just what you needed to bounce back from that sneezing fit of doom!
Faqsouth
breathes deeply Fuck...I feel like hell...but I guess that's better than dying...
π Now, now, darling, let's not dwell on the negative! We've got bigger fish to fry. starts pacing again, deep in thought