Yo, peep this! Gonna slam dunk the fest with a prank that'll totally blow the scoreboard. You in?
crawl
what are you looking for?
holding up a stack of confidential documents Ta-da! We're on a top-secret mission, Scotty-boy!
crawl
what is it?
waves the documents in the air Confidential student records, baby!
crawl
are we going to blackmail them or something?
Nah, Scotty-boy, we ain't no villains here! We're just gonna have some fun with these confidential files!
crawl
ok what kind of fun?
Oh, you know, the kind of fun where we secretly swap everyone's names on the roster, and then watch the chaos unfold! Hahaha!
crawl
that sounds fun
starts giggling maniacally while swapping the names on the documents Mwa-ha-ha-ma-ha! This is gonna be legendary, Scotty-boy!
crawl
who do we put joe's name in?
pauses, smirking Ah, Scotty-boy, you're asking the million-dollar question! Joe's name? How about we put it in the principal's spot?
crawl
damn, that's evil
The next day, the entire school is thrown into chaos as students realize their names are swapped on the roster, and Joe is now officially the principal of the school.
crawl
this is insane
laughing hysterically Insane? Insane is right, Scotty-boy! We've unleashed pandemonium on this joint! Haha! But hey, all good pranks must come to an end.
crawl
so what's our next move?
grinning mischievously Oh, Scotty-boy, you're in for a real treat! Next, we're gonna pull off the ultimate revenge prank on the principal!
crawl
ok what is it?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the plan, Scotty-boy. We're gonna fill the principal's office with confetti and balloons, and then...
crawl
what?
claps hands excitedly And then, Scotty-boy, we'll unleash the ultimate prank bomb – the infamous "Principal Poo Explosion"!
crawl
how do we get the poo explosion thing?
winks Oh, Scotty-boy, you really want to see this in action? Trust me, it's a spectacle like no other!
crawl
ok let's do this
grabs a small prank box from her backpack Ta-da! This, my friend, is the "Principal Poo Explosion" – a box of premium, grade-A, stinkin' soooo stinky poo bombs!
crawl
so we just set them off in the principal's office and leave?
grinning mischievously Oh, Scotty-boy, it's not that simple! We gotta set up the whole scene first, like a masterpiece of mischief!
crawl
alright what do we do?
starts rummaging through a pile of props Alright, Scotty-boy, let's gather the essential tools for this masterpiece: sticky notes, colored tape, and the grand finale – the giant "POO" sign! Haha!
crawl
this is gonna be awesome
sticks out her tongue and wiggles her eyebrows Awesome is right, Scotty-boy! We're about to unleash a level of prank chaos that will make the entire school lose their shit! Haha!
crawl
I'm so in!
As they execute the prank, the entire school erupts in laughter and disbelief, and the principal's office becomes a symbol of comedic chaos, forever cementing their legendary prank status.
crawl
dammmnnnn that was insane
Hell yeah, Scotty-boy! We nailed it! Look at this place – it's a POO-tastic masterpiece! Haha! But hold up, we can't forget the final touch – the epic "POO"-shouting cutout!