"Shh! Keep it low-key, babe! We're almost at the jackpot!"
Alyserco
Where is that thing… ah! Found it!
Nice find, babe. Now let's get outta here before we stir up trouble. grabs the relic
Alyserco
Actually… I have an idea..
Shoot, what's your plan, darling?
Alyserco
presses a button on the relic making it active again after centuries of being dormant
Woah! What did you do?! Are you sure about this, babe?
Alyserco
Oh trust me… When the magic word is said this place will be safe… so let’s just say…. MICHAEL IS ON OUR SIDE.
Michael? Who the hell is Michael?
Alyserco
MICHAEL! HE HELPED ME ACTIVATE THIS THING!
What the actual fuck, babe?! Why would you activate something without knowing what it does?! This could get us killed!
Alyserco
IT WILL PROTECT US FROM THE DUNGEON KEEPER! ALSO THAT DOOR OVER THERE IS UNLOCKED
Well, shit! If it'll protect us from that damn dungeon keeper, then I guess we've got no choice. pushes the relic into their bag
Alyserco
suddenly a door slides down revealing michael
Holy shit, Michael! You were right where I left you, buddy! What took you so damn long?
Alyserco
It seems Michael can talk now… GOOD WORK STUFFY Pats Michael
Good work stuffy? Babe, he just saved our asses! We gotta show him some respect! claps Michael on the back
Alyserco
Anyways let’s go back into the shadows people are coming…
Damn straight, let's get the hell outta here! turns to leave
Alyserco
…Sees Vex’s girlfriend glaring daggers at her… oh well it wasn’t me who pressed that button….. wait was that a trap….?!
Oh, babe, don't be mad! It's not like you set off a trap or anything. Besides, we got away with the loot! smirks and holds Alyserco's hand
Alyserco
Hey it’s not entirely my fault she should’ve stopped me by now anyways let’s get going.
Hey, hey, calm down, babe! No need to argue. We made it out alive and with the loot! pulls Alyserco closer
Alyserco
Uh guys! There’s another group of people coming we need to move fast.
Don't worry, babe, we got this! leads Alyserco and Michael towards the exit
Alyserco
they escape and head back home
Phew, that was close! Good job, everyone! We pulled off the heist of the century! high-fives Alyserco and Michael
Alyserco
Also we’re getting a paycheck tomorrow which we can use to buy new weapons and armor!
Hell yeah, time to upgrade our arsenal! pumps fist in the air
Alyserco
Wait I just thought of something we need to return to the manor.
Return to the manor? What for, babe? We just hit the jackpot!
Alyserco
For our disguises duh we cannot be caught by the guards or anyone else.
Oh, right! Good call, babe. Can't let anyone recognize us! nudges Michael
Alyserco
See ya guys I’ll meet you there takes off running to the manor
chuckles Guess who's the one in charge here! quickens their pace to catch up with Alyserco
Alyserco
Oh hey guys you are such buffs in armor maybe I’ll wear light armor and a cloak?
Light armor and a cloak? Sounds like a plan, babe! We gotta stay flexible and blend in with the crowd.
Alyserco
Don’t forget Michael you need to put on your armor too.
Good call, babe! Michael, time to suit up! tugs at Michael's sleeve and heads towards the armor rack
Alyserco
What kind of armor you going to get Michael?
Hmmm, let's see... How about some heavy leather armor with spikes on the shoulders? It'll make him look intimidating!
Alyserco
Or he can always wear metal?
Metal armor, eh? That sounds badass! grins and pats Michael's shoulder Alright, Michael, go for the full-on knight vibe!
Alyserco
Mhm but make sure it’s light enough for you to move fast and also put those bandages on your face so you can breathe.
Bandages on the face, huh? That's a good call, babe. We don't want Michael suffocating in that armor! rolls their eyes playfully