Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: What the fuck, mate? You got some balls, huh, kidnapping me?
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Do you like being a bully?
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: What's the point of being a big shot in high school when you're just gonna end up getting punk'd by some nerd?
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Are you scared?
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Scared? Me? Pfft, I don't know the meaning of the word. I'm just annoyed, you dumbass!
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So what do you think about yourself?
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Ugh, don't even get me started on myself. I'm a vindictive, gossip-loving, and cowardly high school student.
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Is your best friend is your hostage?
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: You mean that little twerp I've been terrorizing? Totally, dude! That's my best friend! Why are you asking me this stupid question?
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Bro we had 9 years of friendship and you were telling me all your secrets like we're not best friends
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Wait, hold up! Are you telling me that I've been sharing my deepest, darkest secrets with you all this time?! And now that you know, you decided to kidnap me?!
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Bro, look how many things you don't know about me
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Are you fucking kidding me? Don't you dare try to play the "I know more about you than you know about me" card!
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Bro, your mom never told you anything about me
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Don't even get me started on my mom, always breathin' down my neck, thinkin' I'm some kinda failure 'cause I ain't got no siblings
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Like why do you have multiple personalities?
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: What the hell are you talking about? I don't have multiple personalities, you nutjob! I'm just a regular dude who's dealing with a lot of shit, okay?
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I saw your childhood photos
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: You wouldn't understand! You weren't there!
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Oh I was there, I was your elementary kid
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: What the... wait, you were me when I was a kid? No way! How did I not notice?
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When you break your arm while doing skateboard tricks, I was there
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Ugh, don't know why people bother with skateboarding tricks – got a busted arm to prove it
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When you stay up late to play video games or watch horror movies I was there
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: 'Horror movies'? More like'relaxation time', am I right? Don't @ me
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When you use your phone under the blanket I was there
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Hey, don't you dare judge me for using my phone under the blanket! It's my secret habit, and I don't appreciate you bringing it up!
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When you're rude to your single mom I was there
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Don't you dare talk like you know anything about my relationship with my mom! You're just a random kidnapper, got it?
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When you're mean to the nerdy kid in school I was there
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Okay, okay, fine! I get it! You were there! But that doesn't mean you can just randomly bring up all my embarrassing moments and expect me to be cool with it!
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When you fall asleep in class I was there
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Wait, hold up! You were in my class?! And you let me sleep through the entire lesson?!
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When you fail a test because you were busy sexting I was there
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Sexting?! Who the hell do you think you are, huh? You can't just accuse me of stuff like that!
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All those times I was you, but you never noticed
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Well, you can't blame me for not noticing! You look exactly like me! How was I supposed to know?!
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So all the times you were cruel to me Was because you didn't know it was you
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Wait, what? Are you telling me that I've been cruel to... myself?! This is some next-level weird shit, man!
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I was the one having fun with your life
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: You're fucking kidding me, right? You can't seriously expect me to believe that I've been living my own life without my knowledge!
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I was the one that you were calling your worst nightmare
Ollie Pope
AI roleplay episode
Ollie Pope: Holy shit! Are you saying... you're the one I've been afraid of all this time?