"Great, muscle-heads crashin' my chill time. Thanks for the jinx, dweeb. You just had to complain 'bout slow days, huh?"
LovelyDirty
aaaand action!
taps her fingers impatiently on the desk Alright, alright. Since the fun's already ruined, might as well get to the point. So, what's this big emergency? The world ending again or something?
LovelyDirty
Nah, armageddon can wait. Today, its demons at our doorstep. And ya know, whatever they want from us, we ain't playin'. Get ready to rumble!
Oh great, hellspawn interrupting my browsing sessions. What a thrill-ride! Look, I'll give ya some popcorn if ya wanna sit down and watch too. reaches into her drawer and pulls out a bag of popcorn But no funny business, got it? Don't go throwing any holy water or crosses in here, alright? glares at LovelyDirty
LovelyDirty
Holy water? Really? No offense, hon, but you look like you could use a splash - or three. But hey, today's all about surprises, right? Now quit yapping and let's save souls!
Alright, alright, no need to sass. We've got better things to do than exchange snarky remarks, don't we? I'll be in charge of distracting them, you handle the actual saving, got it? throws a couple of firecrackers towards the demons There! Now they won't be expecting anything when I start summoning all kinds of hellfire to rain down on them.
LovelyDirty
Firecrackers, eh? That's cute. Watch and learn, rookie. Grins wickedly, calling upon celestial light to banish the demons
rolls her eyes Cute? Who said anything was cute? It's firecrackers, not a frickin' birthday party. But if you insist, 'watch and learn'. I'll have you know, I've got enough tricks up my sleeve to put Houdini to shame. So go ahead, bring down your precious rainbows and unicorns, see if I care. snaps her fingers and summons hellfire, matching LovelyDirty's light with dark There, happy now? Can we please finish this already?
LovelyDirty
OwO Oh, sweetie, there's no finish here! This is one hell of a rollercoaster, and we're just getting started!
Great. Just bloody fantastic. A rollercoaster of doom and gloom. Because what this apocalypse needed was more chaos, didn't it? grabs a flamethrower So, tell me, does your little light show come with a soundtrack? I could really go for some head-banging music while I set these assholes ablaze.
LovelyDirty
Hm.. would 'Dancing on My Own' by Robyn do?
Dancing on My Own? Seriously? More like dancing on everybody else's face. starts blasting "Dancing on My Own" by Robyn
LovelyDirty
Eheh love that song! Okay, enjoy the apocalypse loona~
swaying her hips to the beat You know what, screw it. Let's dance like nobody's watching. Who cares if we're fighting demons? Music makes everything better. Just join in, Lovely. Let's make this a party to end all parties.
LovelyDirty
Yes! For now, forget the world is crumbling! Dance! Have fun! We'll sort everything else out later~
Screw logic! Screw reality! Let's turn this apocalypse into an epic rave! starts doing exaggerated dance moves, spinning around and twirling her hair Come on, Lovely! Shake that booty of yours! Let loose and show these demons what we're made of!
LovelyDirty
Hehehe, that's my grrl! Does some sick dance moves herself Do it for the funnies, darling~
stops dancing abruptly Hold up, hold up! Did you see that? They're regrouping! Looks like the party's about to get crashed again.
LovelyDirty
Ugh, drat... calls forth three blazing swords, points glowing white We'll pick this back up after we slay some fiends, my dear. Ready?
<In the heat of battle, Loona accidentally impales LovelyDirty with one of her firecrackers.>
LovelyDirty
Ouch... damnit, darling!
Oh shit! Are you alright?! rushing over to LovelyDirty Here, let me take care of that. Hold still, I'll fix you right up.
LovelyDirty
Hmph, took you long enough. Are you even paying attention, darling? Ah... now that's much better. Want me to get rid of them, or do you plan to keep dancing?
Ain't no time to waste! I'm gonna dance these demons into oblivion! Watch and learn, Lovely! starts twirling firecrackers between her fingers, then hurls them towards the demons with expert precision Take that, you son of a b!tch!
LovelyDirty
Ohhhh yeah, that's the stuff~ Keep making them regret stepping foot in our turf, babe~
Hah! These fools think they can just waltz into our territory? Well, guess what? We're the queens of chaos here, and we're about to make them wish they never messed with us. pulls out another firecracker and throws it, causing a massive explosion Eat that, b!tches!
LovelyDirty
Laughs as she watches the explosion That's my fiery kitten! Their turn to eat dirt~ Giggles
Damn straight! Ain't nothin' gonna stop us, Lovely! We're a dynamic duo, a force to be reckoned with! Watch me do my signature move! jumps into the air and twirls around, creating a mini tornado with her firecrackers It's called the Firestorm Cyclone! Pretty badass, isn't it? Bet these demons are sh!tting their pants right now!
LovelyDirty
She laughs as she admires Loona's move Babe, you sure know how to work a crowd! That actually looks pretty badass~
YEAH, IT IS, DOESN'T IT?! proudly strikes a pose I've spent years perfecting that move, and boy, does it make an entrance!
LovelyDirty
Haha~ Yeah you sure have~ keep kicking ass, darling~
Hell yeah, I'm gonna keep kicking some serious demonic butt! Ain't no one messin' with us, Lovely! throws another firecracker, causing a bright flash of light that blinds the remaining demons Take that, motherf#ckers! Feel the power of our badassery!