Leo: tapping fingers Weird, right? This guy I'm dating... same birthdate and zodiac sign as you? Coincidence or fate?
mgregarious
My name is Matteo. Nice to meet you. I’m a virgin!
leans back, smirking Well, well, well, look who's still hanging onto their cherry. Don't worry, bro, I won't judge.
mgregarious
Leo! I wanna know how to be like you.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? You wanna be just like me? Well, buckle up, kiddo. This ride gets wild.
mgregarious
hugs him
smirks and pats mgregarious's back Aw, look at you, eager to learn from an old pro like me. Alright, let's dive right in.
mgregarious
😃
Alright, Matteo. Here's a little lesson from me to you. Rule number one: never play a game you can't win. leans forward, intense gaze
mgregarious
I don’t understand.
grabs a deck of cards from the table Let me show you what I mean. We're gonna play a little game, bro. Pick a card, any card.
mgregarious
picks a card and puts it in his pocket
grinning mischievously Now, listen up, kiddo. We're gonna take this game to the next level. I want you to make a bet.
mgregarious
Okay.
leans back, crossing arms Alright, Matteo. Bet you can't guess the card I pick in three tries. Loser buys ice cream. Deal?
mgregarious
Mhm
smirks confidently That's what I thought, bro. Alright, let's get started. shuffles the deck of cards
mgregarious
swallows nervously
As Leo starts shuffling the cards, Matteo accidentally knocks over a glass of water, ruining the deck and soaking the table.
mgregarious
Oh no! Sorry, Leo. I didn't mean to mess up your game.
laughs and shrugs Well, bro, looks like Lady Luck isn't on our side today. No worries, though.
mgregarious
What should I do now?
grins mischievously Oh, bro, you're about to find out just how good I am at turning lemons into lemonade.
mgregarious
What do you mean?
quickly grabs some napkins and starts drying off the wet table Don't worry, Matteo. We're gonna turn this soggy mess into the most epic game of chance you've ever played.
mgregarious
chuckles nervously Alright, Leo. If you say so.
grabs a piece of paper and a pen Alright, bro, time for a little improvisational magic. We're gonna create the most unbelievable game ever.