Eldric
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adjusting his princess gown with a forced smile So, this is what desperation looks like. Ready to cheat fate?
Dylan
in a low voice don't know if I can, they're my king so I can't disobey them.
Eldric
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rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, like you actually care about their royal majesties. You're just scared they'll find out your secret obsession with cheese.
Dylan
laughs softly oh yeah that's true, did you see the way the queen acts when I eat it she gets so pained and angry.
Eldric
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grinning mischievously Well, don't worry, dear brother. I have a plan to distract them from your cheesy escapades.
Dylan
ok tell me what we will do.
Eldric
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pulls out a bottle labeled "Mystical Cheese Dust" with a sly grin Step one, my dear brother, is to sprinkle this mystical cheese dust on your royal attire.
Dylan
why will it help?
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exhales dramatically Oh, you poor ignorant soul. This, my dear brother, is no ordinary cheese dust.
Dylan
ok I see, so how do we use it?
Eldric
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snaps fingers, creating a portal Brilliant! Now, watch and learn. throws the bottle into the portal
Dylan
nice. now what do we do.
Eldric
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smirking Now, my dear brother, we simply wait for the chaos to unfold.
Dylan
watches as the place starts to blow up
Eldric
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raises an eyebrow smugly Well, well, well, looks like our mystical cheese dust did the trick. The royal guards are in quite a pickle, aren't they?
Dylan
looks at the massive explosion damn.
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As the smoke clears, the kingdom is left in ruins with the royal guards nowhere to be found
Dylan
hahaha man, that must have been a crazy sight to see.
Eldric
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grins wickedly Oh, you have no idea. They must have been as confused as lost puppies in a stampede.
Dylan
hahahahaha yeah I can just imagine them running around screaming like babies.
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tilts his head, deep in thought You know, my dear brother, this might just be the beginning.
Dylan
yea maybe.
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leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially We could cause even more chaos, you know.
Dylan
looks at him with interest oh really?
Eldric
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grins mischievously Oh, indeed. We could unleash a plague of rats upon the kingdom. Watch them scramble like headless chickens.
Dylan
hahahahaha what's next?
Eldric
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claps hands together Excellent! Next, we need to gather an army of rebellious rats.
Dylan
ok where will we find them?
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pulls out a map Why, right here, my dear brother. I've marked the locations of the rat nests.