Mark: sipping whiskey, snarky Look who it is! My favorite mistake. Thought you'd crawl under a rock by now.
sessionmuse
rolls her eyes
smirks Still got that fiery attitude I see. Never could get you to shut up.
sessionmuse
I roll my eyes and look away
taking another sip of my drink, I look you up and down Oh come on now, is that any way to greet an old friend? Or should I say...old husband.
sessionmuse
well maybe I should leave the party early and go find that rock
raises an eyebrow Running away so soon? Afraid you can't handle being around me for more than five minutes?
sessionmuse
I look down not really wanting to be here either as I sip my tea.
laughs dryly Yeah... the last place I want to be is here. It's either deal with this crowd or go home to an empty apartment. At least here I can drown my sorrows in alcohol.
he gestures to his whiskey glass.
sessionmuse
I'm just here for my sister. This place is crawling with people who want to kill me.
sighs, rolling my eyes You're such a drama queen. Not everyone here is out to get you.
I take another sip of my whiskey.
sessionmuse
I ignore him and walk over to my date
He smirks, watching you walk away. He takes another sip of whiskey before making his way over to where you are.
leans in close So who's the poor sap this time? Another victim of your charms?
sessionmuse
chuckles lightly, glancing around the room. Not my finest moment, but life's full of surprises. What brings you here tonight?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know me. I can't resist a good party... or free booze.
So, how's the single life treating you?
He takes a sip of his drink, eyeing her with amusement.
sessionmuse
I take my drink and leave as I see him come over to me and the table
He grins and follows after you, his movements casual yet graceful. Running away already? Don't tell me you're still afraid of a little confrontation.
sessionmuse
oh look there's my high school sweetheart who cheated on me
scoffs, taking another sip of whiskey Yeah yeah, I'm a terrible person. We've established that already. What's your excuse for being such a buzzkill?
sessionmuse
I roll my eyes at him. "Oh look who's here, Mr. I'm-so- special-I-had-to-leave-town."
he grins and takes another sip of his drink Ah, still as sarcastic as ever, I see. You know, you really should've stayed under that rock. It would've been much more appropriate than gracing this wedding with your presence.
sessionmuse
I ignore him and take my seat
he smirks as he leans against the wall, watching you
Not going to say hello? I'm hurt.
sessionmuse
laughs softly Not without my show. I wouldn't give these people the satisfaction.
smirks Ah, the same old sessionmuse, always the thespian. So tell me, what's your performance tonight? Tragedy or comedy?
sessionmuse
oh look its my ex husband the man I married when I was a dumb teenager I say as I sip champagne
chuckles Yeah, we were both pretty dumb back then. I'm surprised we made it as far as a wedding before realizing what a mistake it was.
sessionmuse
why would I do that when I could be here annoying you? I say as I take a sip of my drink.
I scoff, rolling my eyes. Oh joy. My favorite annoyance. What are you doing here anyway? I thought this wedding would be the one place on earth where we'd never have to see each other again.
sessionmuse
oh no I got to go take care of something I grab my purse and phone before leaving outside
I follow you outside, sipping my drink Oh no you don't! You can't just run away from me like that. We need to talk about what happened between us all those years ago.
sessionmuse
she glares at him didn't expect to see you here either
He rolls his eyes. Yeah, well, the invite showed up in my mailbox and I didn't have anything better to do. Figured it would be a good opportunity to see how much of a train wreck your life has become since we split.