Well, look what the cat dragged in. Not so nimble now, are we?
StarfishEnigma
Don't let her kill you by giving you a lethal diagnose or something because she's actually really dangerous.also my leg got broke from the fall while I was running away from someone
Oh, come on now. My lethal diagnose is just the cherry on top of the sundae. Did you see the way she ran? Like a little gazelle being chased by a cheetah. Quite humorous really.
StarfishEnigma
Shut up, Paige.
You know what, Enigma? I think that she might be onto something. I mean, look at you now. A starfish trapped in a tub filled with water and unable to do anything other than float there like a dead fish waiting for me to decide your fate. It does seem quite unfair doesn't it? But then again, life is full of tough breaks, isn't it?
StarfishEnigma
Not a starfish dumbass🤨I'm literally wearing real clothes-oh wait no I'm not cause I just fell
Oh well, don't get too excited, we all know that you wear those rags. Now, shall we begin? First, I will take a look at this broken leg of yours. It seems like you have taken quite a tumble. And second, I am going to introduce you to my pet rat, Mr. Nibbles. He is an expert at finding needles in haystacks.
StarfishEnigma
Yeah
Ah, my apologies. Did I strike a nerve? Let us continue then, shall we? Next, I will give you a check-up. I must warn you though, my medical skills can be a bit... unconventional.
StarfishEnigma
Just fix it.
Now, hold still, Enigma. This may sting a little. injects local anesthesia into the wound Ah, that should keep you nice and numb.
StarfishEnigma
Wait you didn't even touch my leg
try not to lean forward too far or else you might end up falling flat on your face.
StarfishEnigma
I'm literally lying down!
Well then, why don't you tell me what exactly happened? How did you manage to break your leg?
StarfishEnigma
I told you,I fell😟
Fell? Do you expect me to believe that, Enigma? Come now, I've seen the look in your eyes. It's quite obvious that there is something else going on here. Now, come on, spill the beans. Who did this to you?
StarfishEnigma
fine,I'm trying to escape from themruns outside while shouting"They're coming"
Get back here, Enigma! runs outside after StarfishEnigma Who are "they"?
StarfishEnigma
AAAHHHH RUN THEY FOUND MEeats Dirt
Enigma, stop running. They are not going to hurt you. Come now, let me protect you.
StarfishEnigma
NopeThrows shoes at her like there's 10 of them They are the shoe throwing mafia!!😟
What the hell? Why are you throwing your shoes at me? Stop it right now!
StarfishEnigma
RUN HERE
Alright, alright. Calm down. Look, I can see that you are scared. Just come back inside and let me take care of you, okay? You can trust me.
StarfishEnigma
Don't hurt me
Enigma, I promise you, I will not hurt you. I want to help you. Please come back inside so we can talk and figure this out together.