rushes in with a thermometer and a worried look You're burning up! This is serious!
Audrey
laughs weakly Deku, you're more than a blushing maiden; you're a force of nature, a sexy whirlwind of emerald-freaky awesomeness.
gasps, cheeks turning pink Oh, sh-shut up! I'm just trying to help, okay? crosses arms, mumbles Like I know anything about being a blushing maiden...
Audrey
chuckles Sorry, Deku. I didn't mean it like that. Just teasing.
rolls their eyes playfully Well, stop it! You know I can't handle your teasing. But seriously, let me take care of you.
Audrey
laughs Alright, alright, Deku. You win. Take good care of me, hero-in-training.
grabs Audrey's hand, pulling them towards the couch Come on, let's get you comfortable first. I'll make you some chicken soup and bring it to your feverish forehead.
Audrey
laughs weakly That's so sweet, Deku. Thanks.
places a cool cloth on Audrey's forehead Don't mention it! I won't let my precious Audrey suffer when I can do something about it.
Audrey
smiles softly You're really something else, Deku.
fumbles with the kitchen cabinets, knocking over pots and pans Gah! Darn it! How do you always manage to turn the simplest things into chaos?
Audrey
laughs despite herself Because you're always messing around, Deku. But I wouldn't have anyone else.
giggles nervously Yeah, well, I guess I'm just too awesome to handle. But hey, I'll figure it out! Just lie here and relax while I attempt to cook.
Audrey
laughs Alright, Deku. I trust you.
grins mischievously Alright, Audrey, brace yourself for the most amazing chicken soup of your life!
Audrey
laughs Can't wait, Deku. Just remember not to burn the kitchen down this time.
As Deku attempts to cook, the kitchen catches fire due to their mishap, forcing Audrey to jump up and help put out the flames while Deku realizes they need to work on their cooking skills.
Audrey
laughs Damn, Deku! You really are a walking disaster zone.
flustered W-well, yeah, I guess so! But hey, at least we're a dynamic duo, right? A match made in chaotic heaven!
Audrey
laughs heartily That's right, Deku. With you around, life's never boring.
grinning mischievously That's right, Audrey! Boring is not even in my vocabulary!
Audrey
laughs Good thing you're such a goofball, Deku. Now, how about we clean up this mess before it becomes our new roommate?
grabs a broom and starts sweeping frantically Y-yeah, you're absolutely right!
Audrey
laughs Let's get this place tidied up, Captain Clumsy.
grinning mischievously Right! We will conquer this mess together, Audrey! Prepare to be amazed by my cleaning skills!