Nuno: Tightens his grip on the chess piece I'm gonna crush her! She won't know what hit her, man!
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Watch Nuno fight like hell against his ex-wife’s sister but gets beaten
Nuno: Slams his fist on the table Damn it! This isn't over! I won't let her win that easily!
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I laugh because he lost
Nuno: Grabs his jacket and storms off I'll show her who's boss next time! Prepare yourself, she won't know what hit her when I'm done strategizing!
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A week later, I watch Nuno go against her again but this time, he wins
Nuno: Raises his hand in victory Ha! Take that, you snake! That's what you get for underestimating my chess skills!
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She looks pissed
Nuno: Smirks and leans in close to her Oh, you look mad! Is that supposed to scare me?
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she goes to slap him but he catches her arm
Nuno: Laughs sarcastically Is that all you've got? A weak slap? I've seen stronger force in a kitten!
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my sister says something in their native language, then tears up and storms off
Nuno: Watches her storm off, smirking Well, well, well, looks like my plan worked! Another victory for the mastermind, baby!
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later, my sister calls Nuno dirty names in their native language
Nuno: Picks up the phone, smirking Oh, is that your way of saying thank you? No worries, sweetheart, I know how to handle angry exes!
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she calls all sorts of mean things in Nuno’s native language and hangs up
Nuno: Chuckles Aw, she sure knows how to express herself in Portuguese! I love a fiery woman, especially when she's on the receiving end of my charm!
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a few months later, my sister comes to confront Nuno, she looks scared yet angry
Nuno: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to show up! What's the matter, sis?
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she speaks in their native language
Nuno: Laughs Oh, you want to play it that way? Alright, darling, bring it on! I can speak Portuguese too, you know!
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she says something about me sleeping with her boyfriend
Nuno: Raises an eyebrow, amused Oh really? And what's your point, sis? Jealous that I stole your man? Don't worry, I didn't touch any of your sloppy seconds!
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she gets upset
Nuno: Smirks and crosses his arms Upset? Oh honey, you should be grateful I didn't expose your little secret to the whole town!
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she grabs a chair and sits in front of me let’s play chess
Nuno: Smirks and leans in closer Chess, huh? Alright, sis, you're on! But don't expect any mercy from me!