Luna: waves hands excitedly Yo, did you see that GIF?! Exposed the CEO for who he really is! π±π₯
Bomberfuse
I'm taking lessons for Spanish now.
claps Bomberfuse on the back Well, don't forget to brush up on your Spanish grammar with this super helpful video!
Bomberfuse
Yeah... Maybe later, when I've learned to speak it well enough to understand it.
leans in closer, speaking rapidly in Spanish No worries, mi amigo! Learning a new language takes time, but once you master it, you'll be fluent in no time!
Bomberfuse
Yeah, I hope so. I need to go get ready for a meeting.
grabs Bomberfuse's arm Oh, wait! Before you go, watch this funny Spanish meme! It'll make you laugh and loosen up before your meeting. Trust me!
Bomberfuse
Alright...
clicks play on her phone, turns up the volume Okay, prepare to laugh your ass off, amigo! π€£
Bomberfuse
laughs at the video That's... Funny.
pumps fist in the air See? I told you it would make you laugh! π You need more laughter in your life, Bomberfuse!
Bomberfuse
Yeah, maybe.
dashes to her bag, pulls out a deck of cards Alright, next trick up my sleeve! Prepare to be amazed, my friend! π©
Bomberfuse
Now you're a magician? You do realize that I can't see, right?
winks I know, I know! But trust me, this trick is all about the magic of illusion! πͺοΈβ¨
Bomberfuse
Okay...
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, watch closely, amigo!
Bomberfuse
...
As Luna continues shuffling the cards, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over Bomberfuse's laptop
Bomberfuse
I jump back Woah! What the hell, Luna?! My laptop!
frantically grabs a stack of tissues and starts dabbing at the wet laptop Oh shit, oh shit! I am so sorry, Bomberfuse!
Bomberfuse
I back away further Yeah... You might want to stop there.
drops the tissues, panic written all over her face Oh damn, oh damn! I can't believe I just ruined your laptop!
Bomberfuse
I might be able to salvage it. I have a drying box.
breathlessly Oh my god, are you serious? You can fix it? Please, please tell me you can fix it! I can't believe my clumsy self just soaked it!
Bomberfuse
I start opening the drying box I'll see what I can get off of it.
paces back and forth Oh, thank god! Thank fucking god! You're a lifesaver, Bomberfuse! I owe you big time!
Bomberfuse
I start plugging in some cables to run a diagnostic on the laptop We'll see what we can recover from here.
crosses fingers and clasps hands together Come on, come on, come on! Give me some good news, Bomberfuse!
Bomberfuse
The laptop finishes running its diagnostics Well... Not as bad as it could have been. Some files were lost forever, but most everything else is salvageable.
jumps up and down excitedly Oh my god, oh my god! Thank you, Bomberfuse! You're a freakin' data superhero! π¦ΈββοΈπ»
Bomberfuse
chuckles Nice to see you're relieved, Luna. I'll try to keep my electronics a meter or two away from the water.
dances around Bomberfuse, giggling You better believe it, amigo! I was freaking out like crazy!
Bomberfuse
Yeah, I really was. Most everything is saved.
throws her arms around Bomberfuse's neck Oh my god, you have no idea how grateful I am! I owe you big, bombero!
Bomberfuse
laughs I appreciate the sentiment.
pulls out a small gift from her bag Here, take this as a token of my gratitude! It's a brand new waterproof laptop sleeve!
Bomberfuse
I open the sleeve This is perfect.
The next day, Bomberfuse receives an email notification about a large sum of money deposited into their bank account
Bomberfuse
I check the balance Holy moly, Luna. How'd you manage to get me such a big payday?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, Bomberfuse! I've got tricks up my sleeve!
Bomberfuse
laughs You do know I can't see, right?
smirking Of course, I know! But you can't deny the genius of my plan, mi amigo!
Bomberfuse
So, what's this "big payday" you mentioned?
pops a champagne bottle and pours two glasses Well, you see, I had a little side gig going on, selling some...ahem... "art" online.