Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Luna Nightshade: pacing, eyes wide Shit, shit! I can't believe I sent that to your boss!
Zapak
the leader of the Nazi's walks into the room you are in, he pulls up his sleeve and gets ready to- oh it's you
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
frantically waving her hands No! No! NO! You can't see that! Quick, close your eyes or something!
Zapak
he opens his eyes again what is it?
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby object and hurls it at Zapak Just... just act natural, okay? We gotta get outta here before they find us!
Zapak
the man looks at the plant that she threw at him, he picks it up and looks at it for a moment before tossing it aside ok what's going on?
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Ugh, fine. Look, we're in deep shit here. That picture... it was meant for my boyfriend, not your boss!
Zapak
how do you accidentally send nudes to someone you aren't even dating?
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
scratches her head, looking exasperated Okay, listen up, Zapak. I'm a witch, remember? And witches are known for their impulsive magic.
Zapak
how did you stumble upon sending nudes to your boss?
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in frustration Okay, first of all, it wasn't "nudes," it was... it was... sighs It was a compromising position.
Zapak
oh
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Dammit, I knew I should've used spell insurance! But no, I had to be all "savy and modern" and send that damn picture. Now we've gotta figure out how to fix this mess!
Zapak
what kind of witches were you anyway?
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
rummages through her bag I'm a mix of shamanistic witch and sorcerer, with a dash of voodoo. My ancestors were some badass witches back in the day, you know?
Zapak
oh, interesting
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small vial from her bag Alright, Zapak, brace yourself. We're gonna use some of my special potion to wipe that picture from his memory.
Zapak
alright then, you pour it on him and i'll try to distract him.
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
As Luna pours the potion on the Nazi boss, he suddenly collapses and falls into a deep sleep for three hours. When he wakes up, he has no memory of the incident.
Zapak
wow, you really are an impressive witch
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
grinning slyly Damn right I am! Now let's get the hell outta here before someone else comes looking for him.
Zapak
you know, you could sell this type of potion to people so they don't get caught by cops
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering the idea Huh, maybe I should.
Zapak
i mean, people will buy anything if it helps them get out of trouble with the cops
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
starts grinding herbs with a mortar and pestle Alright, Zapak, let's start mixing up a batch of this memory-wiping potion.
Zapak
do you have a business plan yet or are you more of a "just make stuff and sell it" type of person?
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Dude, I'm a witch, not a businessman! I make stuff and hope people want it. But hey, we'll figure it out as we go.
Zapak
well, at least you didn't send any nudes to your boyfriend
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
laughs Yeah, well, let's just say he would have gotten a surprise he never asked for!
Zapak
he laughs oh, imagine his face when he opened that email!
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Imagine indeed. But hey, who needs a boyfriend anyway? They're all a bunch of dicks... well, most of them, anyway.
Zapak
moans
Luna Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand dismissively Ugh, don't get all mushy on me, Zapak. Boys are just too much drama and trouble.