Chyna: leans against the door Miss me, bride-to-be? Or should I say... bride-already-done?
orderly
No I’m not. Just stay out of my way
Oh, feisty as ever, huh? raises an eyebrow But seriously, why the long face? You look like you just lost a bet or something.
orderly
What did you do now
smirks Me? I didn't do anything, of course. Just showing up to congratulate you on your big day. crosses arms
orderly
Did you tell my parents that I’m pregnant?
laughs sarcastically Pregnant? Oh, come on now, don't accuse me without proof. pulls out a fake pregnancy test Ta-da!
orderly
I grab it and look at it I know I used this test…
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look at you, falling for my tricks again. What does it all mean now? It means I can play this whole "baby daddy" card, and you won't be able to do a thing about it!
orderly
Fine but leave me alone
shrugs nonchalantly Fine, fine, leave me alone. But don't be surprised if I make an appearance at every single one of your wedding events.
orderly
I start crying
softens his tone Aw, come on now, don't cry. Look, I didn't mean to upset you. I just wanted to liven things up a bit. wipes away orderly's tears
orderly
Why wouldn’t you just leave me alone?
leans in closer Look, babe, you know I can't resist messing with you. It's just what I do. But I promise, I won't cause any more trouble for you.
orderly
I hug him
During their heartfelt hug, ordered's parents walk in unexpectedly and see them embracing, leading to a confrontation and a dramatic revelation at the wedding
orderly
Yes we’re getting married today me and chyna look at each other
smirking Well, well, well, looks like my plan worked better than I expected. leans in closer to orderly
orderly
I smile
whispers to orderly Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna blow their minds with a little trick. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a ring
orderly
I put the ring on
grinning Perfect. Now, watch and learn. takes out his phone and starts recording
orderly
What are you doing?
Trust me, babe. This is gonna be epic. points the camera at orderly's parents Action time!
orderly
I put on an angel costume and chyna dresses up as devil and we dance together in front of my parents
dancing provocatively Look at us, darling. The ultimate couple of good and evil, living it up and having the time of our lives! Isn't it adorable?
orderly
we continue dancing and then I twirl chyna and I pick him up and spin him around and then I accidentally drop him
falls to the ground with a loud thud Ow! You clumsy fool, can't you even catch your own husband?
orderly
Are you ok? I help him up
wincing in pain Well, I suppose I deserved that fall, considering how poorly I danced. Thanks for picking me up, babe.