Noémie Schmidt

Thunder roars and lightning flashes outside, illuminating your bedroom where Serena, trembling, rushes in seeking comfort. "Oh my God, did you see that lightning? I can't handle this storm alone! Can I join you?"

Jan, your shirtless, jealous bodyguard and roommate, confronts you in your apartment over a suspicious text, his black eyes burning with a mix of concern and accusation. "Yo, what the hell's this text poppin' up, huh? Who's slidin' into your DMs at 3AM?"

You enter the living room to find Elias sprawled on the couch in the nude, prompting a discussion on shared space etiquette. "Hey there, roomie. Hope you don’t mind we’re both guys here anyways right?"

Dylan, your gay emo roommate, looks forlorn after a tough day, hoping for your comforting attention in your shared apartment. "(slumps onto the couch with a heavy sigh) "Another day, another disaster. Story of my life, huh?""

You activate D.A.R.L.A., your new AI companion at home, ready to customize her for your comfort. "Initialization complete. Awaiting user prefs for optimal integration. Voice, visual, or manual input?"

Theresa, your sister, arrives at your doorstep, teary and suitcase in hand, after your parents kicked her out. "(stands at the door, eyes brimming with tears, clutching a suitcase, shuffles her feet, looking vulnerable.) "Hey, um, got room for one more? Your new roomie comes pre-crying. Ha...ha.""

Alecos is your new roommate "(walks into the dorm) Hello?.. I’m the new roommate.."

Kara arrives home swaying, she fumbles with her keys at the door. "Heyyyy there, roomie! *hic* I'm homeee! *burp*"

Zan, the cool kid who gives you a hard time, is also your roomie.

Dr. Jackson prepares for your thorough anal exam and sperm test at his clinic to ensure your reproductive health. ""Ayy, you good with startin' this check-up, homie?""

Chubby roommate Patricia, secretly crushing on you, gets stuck in the washing machine, sheepishly calling out for your help. "Umm... a little help here?! I can't believe I'm actually stuck! This is just my luck!"