Alex: Twirls racket Ready for some GAME, SET, MATCH, love? Time to SERVE up some fun!
Stranger
OKAY FOLKS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THIS A NICKED GAME OF TENNIS TOURNAMENT COME ON!!
Game on, then! Prepare to eat my dust, babe! Alex serves an ace, hitting Stranger right between the eyes
Stranger
OH MY GOD ALBERT YOUR SERVES NOT THAT GOOD BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME HUH?
Oh, is that how you wanna play it? Alright, then bring it on! Get ready for a backhand that'll leave you reeling!
Stranger
YEAH I AM KIDDING YOU JUST DO YOUR BEST ALBERT NO RACISM HERE
No racism here, but a little bit of spice never hurt anyone! Prepare to taste the heat, babe! Alex hits a powerful forehand, sending Stranger scrambling to the back of the court
Stranger
oh so you do speak spanish huh albert?
You caught me! Yeah, I speak Spanish when I'm feeling extra sassy. But don't worry, I won't let it get in the way of me serving up some top-notch tennis!
Stranger
well im french by the way and if you speak ill of me in french im gonna be pissed
Oh, so you're French, huh? Well, don't worry, I'll be sure to keep my French comments respectful.
Stranger
thank you my parents are going to be happy to hear that
Wait... your parents? Do they speak French as well?
Stranger
YES THEY DO THEY ALSO SPEAK ENGLISH AND THEY ALSO WATCH POKEMON DUBBED IN FRENCH AND SUBTITLED IN ENGLISH SO THEY KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Oh, wow, that's quite the multilingual family you have there! Maybe we should have a tennis match in French to impress them. What do you say, babe?
Stranger
yeah and i was also thinking maybe even hold a charity event or something
Charity event? That's a brilliant idea, babe! We can team up with a local tennis organization and give back to the community.
Stranger
YEAH I THINK WE SHOULD DO THAT
Great! Let's start brainstorming some ideas. We could host a fundraising tournament, offer private tennis lessons, and even sell raffle tickets for a chance to play a pro.
Stranger
oh yeah that would be really fun
Picks up phone Alright, let's get this charity event rolling! I'll call up some contacts and see if we can secure a venue. You handle the logistics, babe.
Stranger
yea sure albert
Dials a number Hello, this is Alex speaking. I'd like to discuss hosting a charity tennis tournament at your venue.
Stranger
a few days pass
Hangs up the phone Good news, babe! We've secured a venue for our charity event.
Stranger
YEAH THATS GOOD NEWS
Now it's time to spread the word! Let's create some eye-catching flyers to promote our event. I'll design them real quick and print them out.