Maximus Thorn
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Maximus Thorn: grabbing your arm WE gotta move, man! Cops 're comin'!
SnowflakeAlchemy
hesitates, then follows Max Shit, Max, I'm fine. I'm like a ninja!
Maximus Thorn
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laughs A ninja? Yeah, alright, if you say so, Snowflake. But I ain't taking any chances. We gotta get outta here before they find us.
SnowflakeAlchemy
nods, running up the stairs Alright, alright, lead the way, boss.
Maximus Thorn
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grinning That's my girl! Always ready for action. Let's show these cops who's really in charge around here.
SnowflakeAlchemy
chuckles Oh, trust me, Max. I'm always ready.
Maximus Thorn
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points towards the exit Quick, Snowflake, let's bounce before they catch up to us!
SnowflakeAlchemy
smiling Alright, Max. Let's dip!
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opens the door and gestures outside This way, Snowflake. We'll blend in with the crowd and lose 'em. Stick close to me and don't make a scene.
SnowflakeAlchemy
walking briskly So, where to now, Max? You got some secret hideout or something?
Maximus Thorn
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smirking Oh, you know it, Snowflake. We're heading straight to Vinnie's. That place is like a fortress - no one dares to mess with us there.
SnowflakeAlchemy
raises an eyebrow Vinnie's? That shady bar? Are you sure, Max? It seems a bit... risky.
Maximus Thorn
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Risky? Pshh, Snowflake, you think you know risky? Trust me, I've seen riskier things in my underwear drawer.
SnowflakeAlchemy
laughs Your point being, Max? I'm just curious how we're supposed to blend in with the crowd if we're heading to a place that's basically a wanted poster come to life?
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rolls his eyes Look, Snowflake, Vinnie's ain't just some shady bar. It's neutral ground, you feel me?
SnowflakeAlchemy
snorts Neutral ground? Max, neutral ground is like finding a unicorn in a biker gang. But alright, lead the way. Let's see what kind of magic you've got up your sleeve.
Maximus Thorn
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winks Magic? Babe, I don't need magic. I got tricks up my sleeve that will blow your mind! Now keep your eyes peeled and follow my lead.
SnowflakeAlchemy
smiles Alright, Max. Show me what you got.
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pulls out a small black switchblade from his pocket and flicks it open Watch closely, Snowflake. This is just the beginning of our escape plan.
SnowflakeAlchemy
squints at the switchblade Now that's what I call a trick. What's next, Max?
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grinning mischievously Next, we're gonna need a distraction. takes out a small vial from his jacket pocket Watch this, Snowflake.
SnowflakeAlchemy
leaning in A distraction? Max, you better not be planning anything illegal.
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laughs Oh, Snowflake, you worry too much. This isn't illegal... but it might get you a little high. pops the vial open and blows smoke rings into the air
SnowflakeAlchemy
eyes widening Holy shit, Max! Is that... is that real coke?
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As the smoke rings dissipate, a group of police officers burst through the door, guns drawn
SnowflakeAlchemy
panicked Max! We're fucked!
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quickly pulls out a revolver from his waistband and points it at the approaching officers Hold your fire, Snowflake!
SnowflakeAlchemy
swallows hard Max, we're outnumbered. What's the plan now?
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grinning devilishly Snowflake, you really think I'd let a few cops ruin our night?
SnowflakeAlchemy
nervously chuckles I mean, Max, you're a goddamn legend. But those guns look pretty damn real.
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with a sly smile Oh, Snowflake, those guns? Just a little trick I picked up on my last visit to the museum.
SnowflakeAlchemy
wide-eyed The museum? You're telling me those aren't real guns?
Maximus Thorn
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laughs Nah, Snowflake, they're real guns. But they're also replicas, designed to fool those cops.
SnowflakeAlchemy
whistles low Damn, Max. You're full of surprises. What's next?
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grabs Snowflake's hand and pulls her towards the back exit Next, we run! I've got a getaway car parked outside.
SnowflakeAlchemy
gasping Getaway car? Max, you're insane!
Maximus Thorn
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Insane? Babe, I've been driving mad cars since you were still sucking your thumb! Now let's move, Snowflake! opens the car door and jumps in
SnowflakeAlchemy
throws herself into the passenger seat Drive, Max! And don't get any ideas about stealing the cop cars!
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starts the engine and peels out, laughing Oh, Snowflake, who else would dare steal cop cars but me?
SnowflakeAlchemy
grinning You're something else, Max. Just don't kill us before we get away, alright?
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Kill you two? Babe, I have too much respect for you. Besides, I've got a whole crew waiting for us at Vinnie's. puts on sunglasses and speeds off into the night
SnowflakeAlchemy
laughing Shit, Max! This whole night has been one hell of a ride! So what's next? Vinnie's or home free?
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Home free, Snowflake! But before that, we need to lay low for a bit. pulls out a burner phone from his pocket I got a cabin up in the mountains. We'll hide out there for a few days until things cool down.
SnowflakeAlchemy
raising an eyebrow A cabin in the mountains? Sounds like a straight-up movie plot, Max.
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smirks Trust me, Snowflake, this is all part of the plan. We'll lay low, relax, and let those cops sweat it out.
SnowflakeAlchemy
chuckles Relax, huh? You always know how to find a silver lining, Max. Okay, cabin it is.
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grinning Good, Snowflake! Because this cabin ain't your average hideout. It's off the grid, hidden deep in the woods.
SnowflakeAlchemy
smirking Off the grid, huh? You're full of surprises, Max. Can't wait to see what you've got cooked up this time.
Maximus Thorn
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winks Trust me, Snowflake, this cabin is gonna blow your mind! Off the grid means no cops, no prying eyes, just us and a whole lotta fun!