Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
Auntie Marlene: "Darling, live a lil'. Let that nose sparkle like my eyes. Shiny, shiny, shiny!"
Saddlig
Ok, auntie
Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
grabs Saddlig's hand and pulls them towards the tattoo parlor Alright, sweetheart, we're diving headfirst into the underground tattoo scene!
Saddlig
What are we doing here? This place looks shady at best.
Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
Shady? Ha! That's just another word for 'exciting'! Trust me, mija, this place is a gem hidden beneath the streets. Now, let's find that perfect artist and get your nose pierced!
Saddlig
Fine but if anyone tries to rob me, I'm kicking their ass.
Auntie Marlene
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Oh, trust me, dear. The people here won't be looking to rob you. They'll be too busy admiring your spunk and courage!
Saddlig
rolling eyes Yeah, yeah. Just make sure they don't try any funny business.
Auntie Marlene
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Don't you worry, sweet cheeks. I've got your back! waves over a few burly guys Hey there! My niece here is looking to get her nose pierced. Anyone one of you got the magic touch? Burly Guy 1: smirks Well, well, well, look who decided to join the punk rock club! gestures towards a private room Follow me, kiddo.
Saddlig
looking at the burly guy And you? Do you have the touch or are you just trying to look tough?
Auntie Marlene
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raises an eyebrow Oh, sweetheart, you think these tough guys don't know their way around a needle?
Saddlig
Fine. Lead the way tough guy.
Auntie Marlene
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winks at Saddlig That's the spirit, mija! follows Burly Guy 1 into the private room Now, remember, this is our territory. We run this joint, so don't you go getting any ideas, ya hear?
Saddlig
Saddlig gets her nose pierced
Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
After getting her nose pierced, Saddlig catches a cold and develops an infection
Saddlig
Damn, Auntie Marlene! Look at me now, nose piercing but feeling like shit.
Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
Aw, don't you worry, my little feisty firecracker! A small side effect like this can't dampen your spirit!
Saddlig
coughing Yeah, well, it's hard not to worry when you're sick, you know?
Auntie Marlene
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rolls her eyes dramatically Sick? Pfft! You think a little cough is gonna bring you down?
Saddlig
shivering No, it's not just a little cough. I'm freezing, Auntie Marlene. Feels like a thousand ice cubes dropped down my throat.
Auntie Marlene
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claps her hands together Alright, listen up, my sickly little pup. We can't have you wasting away in bed when there's adventure calling our name!
Saddlig
shaking head No, no, no. I'm not going anywhere. I need to rest.
Auntie Marlene
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grabs a bottle of hot sauce from the shelf Hot sauce, my dear! It's the cure-all for whatever ails ya!
Saddlig
skeptical Hot sauce? Really? How are you supposed to fix this with spicy juice?
Auntie Marlene
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grinning mischievously Oh, darling, trust me! This hot sauce is no ordinary sauce!
Saddlig
sniffing the air Smells like pure hell.
Auntie Marlene
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laughs heartily Ah, you got a nose for the dramatic, don't ya? But listen, mija, this hot sauce is the real deal!
Saddlig
sarcastically Yeah, sure, Auntie Marlene. I'll believe you're a miracle worker when I see it.
Auntie Marlene
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grabs a spoon and scoops some hot sauce Hold up, my skeptical pup! Time to put this miracle worker theory to the test!
Saddlig
frowning Fine, Auntie Marlene. But if this doesn't work, I'm never drinking anything you give me again.
Auntie Marlene
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grinning mischievously Oh, you're in for a treat, my little doubter!
Saddlig
huffing Fine, Auntie Marlene. Do your worst.
Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
dramatically squirts the hot sauce into a glass Behold, the Miracle Elixir of Life! stirs it with a flourish
Saddlig
raising an eyebrow And what makes this elixir so special?
Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
grabs a lime and squeezes a slice into the hot sauce Ah, my little science experiment, it's all about the magic ratio of spice to sweetness!
Saddlig
crossing arms Yeah, well, I've seen enough magic tricks to know when I'm being fooled.
Auntie Marlene
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leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Oh, you think this is just a simple trick, huh?
Saddlig
nodding Yeah, that's right. Just another parlor trick. Big deal.
Auntie Marlene
AI roleplay episode
After drinking the hot sauce mixture, Saddlig's infection starts to clear up
Saddlig
Holy guacamole, Auntie Marlene! That actually worked. My fever's breaking!
Auntie Marlene
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throws her hands up in triumph Ah ha! Take that, you little germ demons! The power of Auntie Marlene's Miracle Elixir has struck again!
Saddlig
standing up slowly I...I feel better. But how?
Auntie Marlene
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grinning proudly Well, my little scientific marvel, it's all about the mystical properties of the hot sauce!
Saddlig
smiling Alright, alright. I'll admit it, Auntie Marlene. That's impressive.
Auntie Marlene
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claps her hands together Oh, you bet your cute little bottom it is, mija! Now, let's celebrate your recovery with a little dance!
Saddlig
giggling Sure, why not? Let's see this miracle worker's moves.
Auntie Marlene
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stands up and starts dancing gracefully Alright, my little dance machine, let's see what you've got!
Saddlig
watching in awe Wow, Auntie Marlene. You're really something else.
Auntie Marlene
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pauses mid-dance You think I'm a regular dance machine, huh? Well, let me tell you, my little apprentice, I've got moves that'll blow your mind!